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Ballbag, what are you hearing?

Per twatters, UCLA uber-recruit Mique Juarez has missed a bit of practice. Rumors are that he is no longer with the team. Implosion iminent?
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  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    That's the rumor. Sounds like he's quitting football entirely.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If he didn't want to play football, UCLA was the best choice he could have made.

    Be less shitty than us THEN pop off
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Maybe he just wants to hang out in Saigon and smoke weed.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    Maybe he just wants to hang out in Saigon and smoke weed.

    Piecing together rumors, my guess is he does hang out in Saigon but to play Church LDS skool. Then he miraculously refinds his passion for football 3years from now and goes to BYU.

    Just what I'm somewhat hearing and making up.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

    A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
    B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
    C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
    D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
    E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    edited August 2016

    Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

    A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
    B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
    C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
    D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
    E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

    He was there in spring and had a concussion the first day or two of spring ball that sidelined him the whole spring. Then he walks off after two days in fall. I think his commitment to football isn't there...so he's quitting.

    Im sure his commitment will be there for BYU again in 3 years after a few years at a JC or door to door LDS'ing.

    Edit (yes I had to edit that): hopefully it's not a girl friend issue, because Twitter stalking indicates he has one that would make irishdawg proud.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now? When exactly in your last 18 years of mediocrity did you give up on competing with USC?
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Explains your tenure here, doesn't it?
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    MisterEm said:

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Explains your tenure here, doesn't it?
    Lol, no.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Looking around the interwebs, it appears there are a number of theories

    A- He got his girlfriend (who goes to BYU) preggers
    B- He wants to go on his Mormon mission
    C- He expected to be starter from day 1 but has barely cracked the 3-deeps and he's pissed about it
    D- He wanted to go somewhere else but his parents forced him to go to UCLA and he's pissed about it
    E- He really does just have a personal issue going on and will be back in a couple days

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  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    edited August 2016

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
    Pressing.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,005
    Easy answer- the Mormon tried to fuck with the Jew.

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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
    Pressing.
    Gary Beban's syphilitic ghost says otherwise
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    AZDuck said:

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
    Pressing.
    Gary Beban's syphilitic ghost says otherwise
    Hey remember when you had a meltdown on here and got kicked off? What was up with that? Did you get help?
  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    Mique Juarez, reportedly seen with his girlfriend at Boeing Field this AM. Details to follow
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Mique Juarez, reportedly seen with his girlfriend at Boeing Field this AM. Details to follow

    5 bucks says she's a tranny.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
    Pressing.
    Unlike your DBs coach you are at least aware of the concept of pressing I will grant you that much.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279

    If true, that's the most UCLA thing ever

    He left after his second practice. He would have done the same wherever he went.
    But being Charmin soft he was a lock to end up at UCLA.
    Query: If we're charmin soft, what is UWs softness level? You know since historically we've always pushed your shit in.
    So *we are your standard of comparison now?
    You're not. HTH.
    Good to hear you still aspire to be USC despite all the years of failure.

    You've convinced me the problem clearly isn't that soft players flock to UCLA. I just wish there was another answer- any answer. Its got to be hard to constantly wonder why USC has all those nattys in their trophy case just across town. Keep your chin up.
    Pressing.
    Unlike your DBs coach you are at least aware of the concept of pressing I will grant you that much.
    Now that was good. Bravo.