The Tani Tupou "Why is he still on the...Holy Crap!" Award candidates

bananasnblondes · August 2016

Who will we be the guy that turns it around and ends up better than a wasted scholarship that could have been used on a backup long snapper?

Candidates:
Brandon Beaver
Shane Brostek
Jeff Lindquist (new TE version)
Joe Mathis
Damien "Derpin'" Turpin
Psalm Wooching

Dardanus · August 2016

Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.

Definitely not Penalty Yard Psalm. That guy is the human equivalent of The Zone.

Rapeculturedawg · August 2016

I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · August 2016

I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

Swaye · August 2016

Rapeculturedawg said:
I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.

Voted you up for recognizing Turpin is useless. That said, no way that turd does anything, ever.

Baseman · August 2016

WTF. My pick to click.

Swaye · August 2016

It's either Beaver, Brostek or Mathis, because they have at least shown a pulse here and there. I'd go with Mathis, on a flyer.

bananasnblondes · August 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.

I debated whether Mathis should be on the list. However, for all the hype he had coming in, he hasn't really accomplished anything more than Brandon Beaver has. At least he hasnt been supplanted by an underclassman yet.