Why I Have to Leave This Bored Sometimes...
And I can thank @CuntWaffle for this one.
One of my girlfriends took me out on Sunday for a pre birthday celebration. We were somewhere in Vancouver, WA, hoping to run into *******. Stayed at the Hilton. Downtown 'Couve has improved since I lived there. Some nice places. It was fun.
Except when I was talking to random guy, I mentioned Ft. Vancouver and having been in the Army. The server, a very, very pretty girl said, "Thank you for your service".
It just kind of happened. Out of my mouth came, "Don't you mean fuck me for my service?" Shocked quiet followed. A very, long, long ride home the next morning. I still haven't heard from her since she dropped me off.
Thanks and fuck off.
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Apparently she didn't really mean it.
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Trying to explain it only made me look like a bigger degenerate and d-bag than I already am.....Cool. 46 year old man is influenced by a message bored.
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Wow....tnaboard whores drive you home afterwards now?
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I knew I would have an influence on someone's life I just didn't realize it would be so soon.
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New business model. "Uberwhore" You should download the app.HuskyJW said:Wow....tnaboard whores drive you home afterwards now?
I should share this phrase with her. I'm sure it would help the situation.
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Learn the difference between the Internet and real life!
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Thank you for your service!
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Cool story
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Time for you to take a long walk for some perspective
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It's sort of lame but 1000000000000000000000000x cooler than anything you've ever poasted.BallSacked said:Cool story
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Do you have any compromising pictures of this girl? Or was it one of the ones you've already posted. Either way, head to wigwam immediately and give me my NTD, BB material.
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Disagreekoopdog said:
It's sort of lame but 1000000000000000000000000x cooler than anything you've ever poasted.BallSacked said:Cool story
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Ikycdbtt.BallSacked said:
Disagreekoopdog said:
It's sort of lame but 1000000000000000000000000x cooler than anything you've ever poasted.BallSacked said:Cool story
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!
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Pics or GTFO.koopdog said:
One of my girlfriends took me out on Sunday for a pre birthday celebration. -
And during football season I will have a friend take a photo of me passed out laying in my own urine during a typical Smiff induced failfest. Koop's naked girl pics AND drunk incoherent piss soaked Swaye...all for 129 bucks a year!koopdog said: -
Whew!!!!!Swaye said:
And during football season I will have a friend take a photo of me passed out laying in my own urine during a typical Smiff induced failfest. Koop's naked girl pics AND drunk incoherent piss soaked Swaye...all for 129 bucks a year!koopdog said:
I was worried about pics of scalps. -
You know why.koopdog said:Because it spills over from the interwebs into real life, and sometimes doesn't help me much...
And I can thank @CuntWaffle for this one.
One of my girlfriends took me out on Sunday for a pre birthday celebration. We were somewhere in Vancouver, WA, hoping to run into *******. Stayed at the Hilton. Downtown 'Couve has improved since I lived there. Some nice places. It was fun.
Except when I was talking to random guy, I mentioned Ft. Vancouver and having been in the Army. The server, a very, very pretty girl said, "Thank you for your service".
It just kind of happened. Out of my mouth came, "Don't you mean fuck me for my service?" Shocked quiet followed. A very, long, long ride home the next morning. I still haven't heard from her since she dropped me off.
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This took me several hours to read but it was worth it.
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If Swaye is part of the talent selection process.. I would totally buy into an UberWhore service.
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I see no evidence that leads me to believe you should ever leave this bored.
Fuck those assholes for not getting it - and then not being cool enough to laugh off not getting it, and having a good time regardless of your ill-conceived comment.
Here, that comment gets you a whole line-up of chincredibles, in public it gets you blank stares and uncomfortable silence. It's public life you should leave behind, not this bored.
Call one of your dads - you know which one, get you a place in the basement, get some sweatpants............and stop considering leaving HH in favor of dumbfucks out in public that don;t get the jokes. Those people are fags.
I'm not even going to get into the Swaye pissing all over himself thing right now as I'm working on a pretty good buzz.
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Now more than ever....dflea said:I see no evidence that leads me to believe you should ever leave this bored.
Fuck those assholes for not getting it - and then not being cool enough to laugh off not getting it, and having a good time regardless of your ill-conceived comment.
Here, that comment gets you a whole line-up of chincredibles, in public it gets you blank stares and uncomfortable silence. It's public life you should leave behind, not this bored.
Call one of your dads - you know which one, get you a place in the basement, get some sweatpants............and stop considering leaving HH in favor of dumbfucks out in public that don;t get the jokes. Those people are fags.
I'm not even going to get into the Swaye pissing all over himself thing right now as I'm working on a pretty good buzz.
DPR man... dpr. -
I wanted to say Pussy, but then I thought I better not trigger anyone and be considerate, and make strangers feel comfortable, and I should be nice to people.
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This.dflea said:I see no evidence that leads me to believe you should ever leave this bored.
Fuck those assholes for not getting it - and then not being cool enough to laugh off not getting it, and having a good time regardless of your ill-conceived comment.
Here, that comment gets you a whole line-up of chincredibles, in public it gets you blank stares and uncomfortable silence. It's public life you should leave behind, not this bored.
Call one of your dads - you know which one, get you a place in the basement, get some sweatpants............and stop considering leaving HH in favor of dumbfucks out in public that don;t get the jokes. Those people are fags.
I'm not even going to get into the Swaye pissing all over himself thing right now as I'm working on a pretty good buzz.
