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Why I Have to Leave This Bored Sometimes...
SweatpantsGeneral
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Because it spills over from the interwebs into real life, and sometimes doesn't help me much...
And I can thank @CuntWaffle for this one.
One of my girlfriends took me out on Sunday for a pre birthday celebration. We were somewhere in Vancouver, WA, hoping to run into *******. Stayed at the Hilton. Downtown 'Couve has improved since I lived there. Some nice places. It was fun.
Except when I was talking to random guy, I mentioned Ft. Vancouver and having been in the Army. The server, a very, very pretty girl said, "Thank you for your service".
It just kind of happened. Out of my mouth came, "Don't you mean fuck me for my service?" Shocked quiet followed. A very, long, long ride home the next morning. I still haven't heard from her since she dropped me off.
Thanks and fuck off.
And I can thank @CuntWaffle for this one.
One of my girlfriends took me out on Sunday for a pre birthday celebration. We were somewhere in Vancouver, WA, hoping to run into *******. Stayed at the Hilton. Downtown 'Couve has improved since I lived there. Some nice places. It was fun.
Except when I was talking to random guy, I mentioned Ft. Vancouver and having been in the Army. The server, a very, very pretty girl said, "Thank you for your service".
It just kind of happened. Out of my mouth came, "Don't you mean fuck me for my service?" Shocked quiet followed. A very, long, long ride home the next morning. I still haven't heard from her since she dropped me off.
Thanks and fuck off.
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LEAVE!
I should share this phrase with her. I'm sure it would help the situation.
I was worried about pics of scalps.