Red Lives Matter
Upon reflection, this seems like too much work. Anyone just wanna get shitfaced? You are invited if you are white. But only if you bring beer.
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BYOB*Swaye said:Anyone on this shithole that is 1/32 or greater Native American can apply for membership in my new movement. I accept DNA tests as proof. You can thank Senator Warren for that.
Upon reflection, this seems like too much work. Anyone just wanna get shitfaced? You are invited if you are white. But only if you bring beer.
*blankets?
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Hurtful. j/k lol bff
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Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?
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Yes you can bring guns. When you have a gun, you can use any goddamn bathroom you want.AlCzervik said:Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?
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We just settled two issues right there. This bored is underrated.Swaye said:
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I qualify, but fuck that.
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The white man has won.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I qualify, but fuck that.
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Didn't think you'd actually follow thru... So, you found some land to form the tribe?
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I stumbled into a good deal.sarktastic said:Didn't think you'd actually follow thru... So, you found some land to form the tribe?
I gotta card table and a pop up tent... We could start the Casino right away
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I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.
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You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.Alexis said:I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.
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A war party leader is the guy who taps kegs btw.
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Do you supply playboy or penthouse for me to prepare my DNA sample.
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My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.
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Yeah, but what did you think about the Makah whale hunters?RaceBannon said:My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.
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Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.RaceBannon said:My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.
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Does that come with medical?Swaye said:
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We have a doctor in the movement. He is usually drunk and strung out. Do not go to him for proctology work. Everything else, good to go.Alexis said:
Does that come with medical?
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Close enough. I'm not picky. Bring blow.PurpleThrobber said: -
Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.
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PurpleReign said:
Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.
How much casino money does that get you each month?PurpleReign said:Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.
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