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hey DAWG fans, first TIME in a while our DAWGS have any kind of expectations...

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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098

    skookum said:

    For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:

    1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon.
    2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them.
    3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves.
    4. Browning stops choking.
    5. Our defense stops playing great then choking.
    6. We avoid major injuries.
    7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.

    Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.

    1. Check
    2. Uh, no
    3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same
    4. See #2
    5. no choking by the defense
    6. major injuries are a given
    7. you must be kidding. See #2

    9-3, progress
    Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
    Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2016
    The worst part about all this hype is that if it comes true, DDY will have fewer opportunities to cuss and berate players in a drunken rage, Tequila will start nodding off like little Jimmy, and Coker won't have as many Psalm punchlines. TSIO could be O. What's the bet on when DDY first declares the season over, btw? Week 1 or 2?
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Passion said:

    For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:

    1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon.
    2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them.
    3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves.
    4. Browning stops choking.
    5. Our defense stops playing great then choking.
    6. We avoid major injuries.
    7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
    8. We somehow find decent edge pass rushers to replace Feeney and Middleton in a pass-happy conference.
    9. Jen Cohen never goes to a game.


    Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.

    Who is this "Middleton" you keep talking about? I am not aware of him.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    The worst part about all this hype is that if it comes true, DDY will have fewer opportunities to cuss and berate players in a drunken rage, Tequila will start nodding off like little Jimmy, and Coker won't have as many Psalm punchlines. TSIO could be O. What's the bet on when DDY first declares the season over, btw? Week 1 or 2?

    The only positive of sucking dick is the suicidal rage meltdown in the gamethreads between Swaye DDY and myself lol
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    All this hype is is just an educated guess stemming from Petersens track record, true freshman in key positions with a year under their belt, and a solid defense that returns pretty much everybody.

    This is the pick that the shitty sports journalists will re visit if the .0000000001% chance the team lives up to the fraudulent hype so they can go "see! I got it right!!!1!".

    When UW steps on their dick and fails then everyone just remains silent like they never picked them. I fucking hate sports media so much.
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,331

    All this hype is is just an educated guess stemming from Petersens track record, true freshman in key positions with a year under their belt, and a solid defense that returns pretty much everybody.

    This is the pick that the shitty sports journalists will re visit if the .0000000001% chance the team lives up to the fraudulent hype so they can go "see! I got it right!!!1!".

    When UW steps on their dick and fails then everyone just remains silent like they never picked them. I fucking hate sports media so much.

    sounds like you care
  • Cohen12
    Cohen12 Member Posts: 79

    skookum said:

    For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:

    1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon.
    2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them.
    3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves.
    4. Browning stops choking.
    5. Our defense stops playing great then choking.
    6. We avoid major injuries.
    7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.

    Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.

    1. Check
    2. Uh, no
    3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same
    4. See #2
    5. no choking by the defense
    6. major injuries are a given
    7. you must be kidding. See #2

    9-3, progress
    Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
    Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
    Want a job?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Cohen12 said:

    skookum said:

    For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:

    1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon.
    2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them.
    3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves.
    4. Browning stops choking.
    5. Our defense stops playing great then choking.
    6. We avoid major injuries.
    7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.

    Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.

    1. Check
    2. Uh, no
    3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same
    4. See #2
    5. no choking by the defense
    6. major injuries are a given
    7. you must be kidding. See #2

    9-3, progress
    Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
    Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
    Want a job?
    Is it feeding you twinkies?