College Doog's Friday Football Forecast

I've been saying all year that if Sark can't win this one, he never will.

First in year coach vs a guy in #Year5.

BRAND NEWZ HUSKI STADIYUM!1!1

GameDay giving UW the equivalent of the pity fuck you got from that neighbor girl in college.

Keith Price a savvy senior signal caller going against some gimmicky sophomore QB running a high-paced spread attack.

Bishop Sankey vs DATs soon-to-be-amputated leg.

Kasen Williams got on the cover of a magazine out of high school once, Oregon's receivers are from Texas. Hi, Willie.

Austin Sefarwhateverthefuck-Jenkins is the BEST TE IN THE NATION! Colt Lyerla is snorting rails of the small of Ernie Kent's wife's back somewhere.

Justin Wilcox has the blueprint to beat Oregon (except for the last two times when he didn't).

Oregon hasn't been tested into the 4th quarter all year, UW dominated the 4th quarters in putting away Illinois and Arizona!

Oregon has no advantages, no chance and no natty.

Washington by 14.

WOOF./