Dear god, is this what my life has become?

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:

My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

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