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WHAT DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JEN COHEN NOW?

She's already won a natty and popped off on her first day on the job.

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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,148 Founders Club
    Alvarez was clutch for a Freshman. They're not exactly easy on the eyes though. The Swedish babe from Duke was perhaps the hottest golfer I've even seen. So I'm guessing you want more Title IX funding? Fuck Cowhen and her danish roll in destroying Husky Football.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Alvarez was clutch for a Freshman. They're not exactly easy on the eyes though. The Swedish babe from Duke was perhaps the hottest golfer I've even seen. So I'm guessing you want more Title IX funding? Fuck Cowhen and her danish roll in destroying Husky Football.

    Are you new?
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    She's already won a natty and popped off on her first day on the job.

    You aint skating round this shit Baabs. And dont plagiarize puppys shit, even in sarcasm.. Youre kind of useless round here barbs
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    She's already won a natty and popped off on her first day on the job.

    You aint skating round this shit Baabs. And dont plagiarize puppys shit, even in sarcasm.. Youre kind of useless round here barbs
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,088

    Alvarez was clutch for a Freshman. They're not exactly easy on the eyes though. The Swedish babe from Duke was perhaps the hottest golfer I've even seen. So I'm guessing you want more Title IX funding? Fuck Cowhen and her danish roll in destroying Husky Football.

    No komo link of the Swedish babe, buttfucker?!?

  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Duck hunter is a fag is tickling my Harv meter.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Duck hunter is a fag is tickling my Spooge meter.

  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    More accurate.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I'd like to give her a pearl necklace. Maybe I will next time I see her at school pick up.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TheGlove said:

    I'd like to give her a pearl necklace. Maybe I will next time I see her at school pick up.

    Get her to flash her fat tits or don't bother coming back here.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Duck hunter is a fag is tickling my Harv meter.

    Don't you fucking tease us.
  • Cohen12
    Cohen12 Member Posts: 79
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Cohen12 said:

    I'm a winner.

    Boobs or LEAVE
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    TheGlove said:

    I'd like to give her a pearl necklace. Maybe I will next time I see her at school pick up.

    You can PM me for deets on @Cohen12. I'm dialed in, but not in the middle of the store. ;)
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,440 Founders Club

    She's already won a natty and popped off on her first day on the job.

    You aint skating round this shit Baabs. And dont plagiarize puppys shit, even in sarcasm.. Youre kind of useless round here barbs
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,213
    she has big boobs
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    If I got way fucked up, I'd do her.

    Shit, I'd probably do her anyway.

    When I was a high school lad, I used to ride a Husqvarna 430XC, but I'd also grab my buddy's little brother's Big Wheel and ride that fucker down the hill and off the dock.

    Both were fun rides - but you only wanted to tell people about one of them. Big Wheel riding doesn't get you any pussy.

    And any of you fuckers my age that say you'd do otherwise are full of shit. You younger fuckheads should be pulling better ass than that, but you probably aren't.

    So fuck off.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dflea said:

    If I got way fucked up, I'd do her.

    Shit, I'd probably do her anyway.

    When I was a high school lad, I used to ride a Husqvarna 430XC, but I'd also grab my buddy's little brother's Big Wheel and ride that fucker down the hill and off the dock.

    Both were fun rides - but you only wanted to tell people about one of them. Big Wheel riding doesn't get you any pussy.

    And any of you fuckers my age that say you'd do otherwise are full of shit. You younger fuckheads should be pulling better ass than that, but you probably aren't.

    So fuck off.

    I'd do her and Periscope it for all of you.
  • Cohen12
    Cohen12 Member Posts: 79
    I'm just glad to know I'm wanted.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,163

    dflea said:

    If I got way fucked up, I'd do her.

    Shit, I'd probably do her anyway.

    When I was a high school lad, I used to ride a Husqvarna 430XC, but I'd also grab my buddy's little brother's Big Wheel and ride that fucker down the hill and off the dock.

    Both were fun rides - but you only wanted to tell people about one of them. Big Wheel riding doesn't get you any pussy.

    And any of you fuckers my age that say you'd do otherwise are full of shit. You younger fuckheads should be pulling better ass than that, but you probably aren't.

    So fuck off.

    I'd do her and Periscope it for all of you.
    Stream or GTFO
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    dflea said:

    If I got way fucked up, I'd do her.

    Shit, I'd probably do her anyway.

    When I was a high school lad, I used to ride a Husqvarna 430XC, but I'd also grab my buddy's little brother's Big Wheel and ride that fucker down the hill and off the dock.

    Both were fun rides - but you only wanted to tell people about one of them. Big Wheel riding doesn't get you any pussy.

    And any of you fuckers my age that say you'd do otherwise are full of shit. You younger fuckheads should be pulling better ass than that, but you probably aren't.

    So fuck off.

    I'd do her and Periscope it for all of you.
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