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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,850
    Baby. Back. Bitch.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    He would have gotten a yellow card for that in a REAL sport.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,165
    PurpleJ said:

    He would have gotten a yellow card for that in a REAL sport.

    There is a reason why you consider that a REAL sport ... would you like me to share the reason why or would you?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    Tequilla said:

    PurpleJ said:

    He would have gotten a yellow card for that in a REAL sport.

    There is a reason why you consider that a REAL sport ... would you like me to share the reason why or would you?
    I doubt anyone cares about your opinion. Fire away.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,165
    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    Not if you want to play goalie.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    edited May 2016
    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    I had two teammates go in the first round. I'm pretty good. Height matters at CB and GK, though there are plenty of examples of guys my size who excel there. I even played a bit of goalie and recorded a shutout in high school as an emergency backup. Height also matters up front if you play a target man there.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,850
    PurpleJ said:

    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    I had two teammates go in the first round. I'm pretty good. Height matters at CB and GK, though there are plenty of examples of guys my size who excel there. I even played a bit of goalie and recorded a shutout in high school as an emergency backup. Height also matters up front if you play a target man there.
    Ladies and gentlemen #TacTownTUFF
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    dnc said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    I had two teammates go in the first round. I'm pretty good. Height matters at CB and GK, though there are plenty of examples of guys my size who excel there. I even played a bit of goalie and recorded a shutout in high school as an emergency backup. Height also matters up front if you play a target man there.
    Ladies and gentlemen #TacTownTUFF
    You know it bitch.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    edited May 2016

    Did you play for United, J? If not, you were bad at soccer. Anyone worth a shit in that sport played for them.

    Not the case. Beat that team on more than one occasion in state. They had their share of average players and played a really rigid, boring style. Two touch possession ball and little creativity. Predictable.

    My age group a lot of powers in Crossfire, Norpoint, Federal Way, NW Nationals, Emerald City, Yakima, Spokane, etc. The guys who were going pro weren't playing club ball by high school. There was Super-Y league, a predecessor to the MLS academies. ODP and National Teams. One of the guys I knew went pro at 16. Also knew a lot of guys who should have and flamed out due to injuries or poor life choices (i.e. doing blow/percs/oxy at halftime).
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    But did you earn your Capri Sun and Fruit Snacks afterward? Did your dad pay you $5 every time you scored a goal? Did you get your picture taken in your uniform and put it on the fridge? Was there a pizza party at the end of the season where everyone laughed and laughed and laughed?!
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,763 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    But did you earn your Capri Sun and Fruit Snacks afterward? Did your dad pay you $5 every time you scored a goal? Did you get your picture taken in your uniform and put it on the fridge? Was there a pizza party at the end of the season where everyone laughed and laughed and laughed?!

    After dominating the red clay of Brigadoon for several years, I was recruited to play "competitive" where I joined the Zappers and earned a fuck ton of 2nd place Medals due to Euro trash fake injury tactics.

    Disillusioned, i hung my cleats up for good at the age of 13.

    The next day I grew first hair on ball.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    PurpleJ said:

    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    I had two teammates go in the first round. I'm pretty good. Height matters at CB and GK, though there are plenty of examples of guys my size who excel there. I even played a bit of goalie and recorded a shutout in high school as an emergency backup. Height also matters up front if you play a target man there.
    New Collegedoog same as the old Collegedoog.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,712
    edited May 2016

    PurpleJ said:

    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    I had two teammates go in the first round. I'm pretty good. Height matters at CB and GK, though there are plenty of examples of guys my size who excel there. I even played a bit of goalie and recorded a shutout in high school as an emergency backup. Height also matters up front if you play a target man there.
    New Collegedoog same as the old Collegedoog.
    I'll take that as a compliment.

    P.S. This playbook always works and brings about the fags who *really* care. HTH.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Tequilla said:

    Let's just start with the fact that you are about as tall as LBJ's dick ... so you got no chance playing basketball or football or hockey or really even baseball with few exceptions ... soccer is one of the only sports where you can play and height isn't necessarily an issue at the highest levels

    Not if you want to play goalie.
    *-Keeper
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,298 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    Did you play for United, J? If not, you were bad at soccer. Anyone worth a shit in that sport played for them.

    Not the case. Beat that team on more than one occasion in state. They had their share of average players and played a really rigid, boring style. Two touch possession ball and little creativity. Predictable.

    My age group a lot of powers in Crossfire, Norpoint, Federal Way, NW Nationals, Emerald City, Yakima, Spokane, etc. The guys who were going pro weren't playing club ball by high school. There was Super-Y league, a predecessor to the MLS academies. ODP and National Teams. One of the guys I knew went pro at 16. Also knew a lot of guys who should have and flamed out due to injuries or poor life choices (i.e. doing blow/percs/oxy at halftime).
    There has been way, way more lost talent in football and basketball from Tacoma than soccer.

    Some of the kids from youth football were unbelievable an better than guys who went on to play in college and the NFL. Same for basketball.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Looks like Lebron reads the board.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,378

    Looks like Lebron reads the board.

    His people do
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Baseman said:

    Looks like Lebron reads the board.

    His people do
    No I'm pretty sure that Lebron reads the board.