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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    edited May 2016
    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    Ramsey is one of the few likeable characters right now.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I am going to set everyone who posts on this forum afire if this isn't true.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Full frontal Sansa or get the fuck out
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Gotta cut his wiener off and feed him to the hounds for narrative symmetry.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Gotta cut his wiener off and feed him to the hounds for narrative symmetry.
    I don't know what symmetry means but chin'ed for cutting off wieners
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    She's fucking useless. I hope her dragon finds her and eats her.
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam
    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
    You're on to something. Ramsey and Stormborn are getting it on and tits are flying everywhere....then he starts flaying her and tits are still flying everywhere....then the dragon rips the roof off Winterfell and eats them both.

    Fin.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,063
    edited May 2016
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Until she starts baring her breasts again, I actually agree with you.

  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479

    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
    Oh god oh god...
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    The bitch doesn't even know how to properly control her dragons, the one thing she has going for her. For Christ's (R'hllor's?) sake, Tyrion just read a fucking book and already knows more about utilizing the dragons than she does. The Mountain should have bashed her head in 16 years ago.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Gladstone said:

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    Yes, craves it, craves it, no, yes
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Sansa was hotter at 13 than she is at 18.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Arya has always been ugly.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Sansa was hotter at 13 than she is at 18.

    She's 18 now?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Great "Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." as always.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,063
    If they can bring back fucking Jon Snow from the dead, they need to bring back Joffrey, too.
    And Natalie Dornen's perkies. Those definitely need to rise from the dead again soon.