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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,438

    When does the next round of Crazy Larry ads roll out?

    Just recycle the old ones. Sustainability in advertising. Use the money we save to put solar panels on top of the stadium overhangs
    Great idea, but there's no way that Seattle solar power can generate enough electricity to run those 81 quintrillion candlepower advertisement boards.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Solar power is an oxy mora
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,480 Swaye's Wigwam

    the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games)

    If you're paying $15 or $20 for half the games, you're spending $15 to $20 too much on half the games.

    I know a guy (*COUGH, COUGH*) who didn't spend a penny on UW football but still went to all the home games last year. And yes Boobs, I STILL paid too much. Christ, my employer has season tickets and can't give them away. I've been offered 4,5, sometimes 6 tickets by as many people 4 days before a home game.

    Fat Tits is just another piece of the piece of shit AD that's been running that joint for 15 years.

    Fuck em.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games)

    If you're paying $15 or $20 for half the games, you're spending $15 to $20 too much on half the games.

    I know a guy (*COUGH, COUGH*) who didn't spend a penny on UW football but still went to all the home games last year. And yes Boobs, I STILL paid too much. Christ, my employer has season tickets and can't give them away. I've been offered 4,5, sometimes 6 tickets by as many people 4 days before a home game.

    Fat Tits is just another piece of the piece of shit AD that's been running that joint for 15 years.

    Fuck em.
    Chincredibled for taking responsibility.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,915

    When does the next round of Crazy Larry ads roll out?

    Just recycle the old ones. Sustainability in advertising. Use the money we save to put solar panels on top of the stadium overhangs
    Great idea, but there's no way that Seattle solar power can generate enough electricity to run those 81 quintrillion candlepower advertisement boards.
    It's not about practicality. It's about the illusion of doing something that looks useful and eco-friendly, but is actually fucking useless.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    CaptainPJ said:

    "Thinking and focusing" on how to fill more seats in Husky Stadium.

    Bobble heads, gay bobble heads? Pea patch appreciation night?

    Shoot me now.

    Even better, it is at "crisis level," because "all of our sports are dependent on stadium attendance."

    Fuck.you.liberals.

    You make a fucking mess of things, bleed the golden goose almost to death, have ZERO foresight about the consequences of your fucking socially driven actions, and when it doesn't magically work out - you pretend a new, unique problem has emerged that you are "challenged to solve."

    Time to bleed what is left of the goose.

    Fuck Seattle, fuck Millenials, fuck hipsters, fuck bike lanes, and fuck you if you disagree with mixing of metaphors.

    Drunk fucking rant end


    Don't blame millenials for your generation fucking everything up
    I don't.

    How could I blame anything on a bunch of worthless sacks of shit that produce nothing?

    Herein, ends the lesson.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    “Our gate is not where it needs to be in football,” Cohen said. “Our ability to fill this stadium is the single-most important thing we can do for all of our programs to be successful. So that is my job, 24/7, is to be thinking about that, focusing on that, and certainly if we could improve that situation over the course of the next couple years, our financial outlook will look different than it looks today.”

    a good strategy... more polynesian players on the defensive interior are needed. More annoying advertisements on the jumbotron. More lackluster non-conference games. More ugly uniforms and shiny helmets. More $5 cups of fucking coffee. More losses to Oregon. Turn up the volume even more on the jumbotron to drown out the band. Make sure not to reply close calls so as not to rile up the fans too much.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    edited April 2016
    I'd buy season tickets if they told me they planned to murder everyone involved with the creation of The Zone at the 50 yard line for halftime entertainment.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    I'd buy season tickets if they told me they planned to murder everyone involved with the creation of The Zone at the 50 yard line for halftime entertainment.

    Me too.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,915
    CaptainPJ said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    "Thinking and focusing" on how to fill more seats in Husky Stadium.

    Bobble heads, gay bobble heads? Pea patch appreciation night?

    Shoot me now.

    Even better, it is at "crisis level," because "all of our sports are dependent on stadium attendance."

    Fuck.you.liberals.

    You make a fucking mess of things, bleed the golden goose almost to death, have ZERO foresight about the consequences of your fucking socially driven actions, and when it doesn't magically work out - you pretend a new, unique problem has emerged that you are "challenged to solve."

    Time to bleed what is left of the goose.

    Fuck Seattle, fuck Millenials, fuck hipsters, fuck bike lanes, and fuck you if you disagree with mixing of metaphors.

    Drunk fucking rant end


    Don't blame millenials for your generation fucking everything up
    I don't.

    How could I blame anything on a bunch of worthless sacks of shit that produce nothing?

    Herein, ends the lesson.

    Lipo