The only worthwhile thing I noticed at the "spring preview."

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  haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,582

  

  

  April 2016

  I noticed that the offensive players are small as fuck and that I happened to be sitting behind what looked like PeSalm's family (they were all wearing custom wooching husky t shirts). I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
  
  McGrew was hanging out in back trying not to be noticed by anyone, so I stared at him awkwardly until noticed me and that I was sure it was him, via his distinct Irish/Colombian features.

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  haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,582

  

  

  April 2016

  Passion said:

  In between the gunny sack race and bobbing for apples, it looks like Vita Vea could be a fucking beast this year.

  Defense wont be a problem, as usual. Offense will fucking suck, as usual. 7-9 wins, a lot of close losses with incompletions to Andrea bachelli and inaccurate bombs to Ross. Cook it

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  haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,582

  

  

  April 2016

  Third post because Seattle beer >>> Seattle sports.

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  EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,000

  

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  haie said:

  I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
  
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  If *your going to bash fat, sweaty Hawaiians - I am out.
  
  

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  Baseman Member Posts: 12,365

  

  April 2016

  Passion said:

  In between the gunny sack race and bobbing for apples, it looks like Vita Vea could be a fucking beast this year.

  Awesome. Who pulled the most apples?

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  McRib Member Posts: 227

  

  April 2016

  Baseman said:

  Passion said:

  In between the gunny sack race and bobbing for apples, it looks like Vita Vea could be a fucking beast this year.

  Awesome. Who pulled the most apples?

  
  Lewinski, Monica I think.

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  DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

  

  April 2016

  Defense looked great. I stood next to Vea after practice and asked him if his name means coconut milk. No answer. Anyway he's huge. Victor looked freshly chiseled out of marble. I was erect. The QBs had a lot more zip on the ball then they did last spring. I'm sticking with 10 wins.

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  PostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,613

  

  

  April 2016

  Win 10 games or diaf as always
  
  The offense still has gaskin, which the faggots in the thread always forget about

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  DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

  

  April 2016

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  Win 10 games or diaf as always
  
  The offense still has gaskin, which the faggots in the thread our incompetent offensive coordinator always forget about

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  haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,582

  

  

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  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  Win 10 games or diaf as always
  
  The offense still has gaskin, which the faggots in the thread always forget about

  True, but 10 wins with losses to Stanford and Oregon (assuming they are the 1 and 2 teams in the conference again) will feel about as special as an Iowa rose bowl ring.

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  Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

  

  April 2016

  Virta* Vea

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  April 2016

  Dardanus said:

  String!

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  Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

  

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  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  Ossai!

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  doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

  

  April 2016

  
  
  Pictured: Vita Vea

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  DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

  

  April 2016

  haie said:

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  Win 10 games or diaf as always
  
  The offense still has gaskin, which the faggots in the thread always forget about

  True, but 10 wins with losses to Stanford and Oregon (assuming they are the 1 and 2 teams in the conference again) will feel about as special as an Iowa rose bowl ring.

  We will win at least one of those two games. Just my gut feeling unless Oregon pulls a freak QB out of their water tight butts.

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  LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,131

  

  

  April 2016

  Dissly could turn into a solid TE, he blocked the shit out of Mathis (but then again they could both suck)

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  DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

  

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  LoneStarDawg said:

  Dissly could turn into a solid TE, he blocked the shit out of Mathis (but then again they could both suck)

  Dusky showed decent hands. He should be a hell of a blocker. You know who won't play TE this year. Lindquist. He does not look the part.

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  bananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,922

  

  

  April 2016

  String is gonna be a bad ass at defensive tackle. Gaines, Qualls, Vea, and String will be absolutely nasty up front.

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  allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

  

  April 2016

  Kill yourself if you went to this.

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  phineas Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,724

  

  

  April 2016

  I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I watched the Mariners instead

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