Announcement from Vanilla
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.
We expect this upgrade to solve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customers, so we are excited to move ahead.
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Hardcore Husky will have a suicide hotline available on that day for emergencies. Sven has agreed to man the phones instead of donating $20.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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I wonder if I can spend six straight hours on Pornhub?
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Lesbian hours>>>Straight hours
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45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855
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How much of a refund will I owe Sven on his $7.11?PurpleJ said:45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855
Please to be refunding my 0.855 cents. -
I'd charge him 2 cents a poast retroactively.DerekJohnson said:
How much of a refund will I owe Sven on his $7.11?PurpleJ said:45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855
Please to be refunding my 0.855 cents.
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Revenge of the nodes in here
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Speak English motherfucker.DerekJohnson said:Maintenance Details
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.
We expect this upgrade to solve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customers, so we are excited to move ahead. -
That's coreny.RaceBannon said:Revenge of the nodes in here
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I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.
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Someone start doogitup.com for that day
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Sounds like a good time to poast a lot of citrus over at HTBMC's new site.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.
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I'm going to post a Lemon Party at 10:59am and then come back later in the day.
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I'm sure I'll be on the golf course being old, rich, and white ...CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.
Thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.
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FIFYDerekJohnson said:Maintenance Details
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.
We expect this upgrade tosolve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customersfinally allow the use of sigs, so we are excited to move ahead. -
It appears Vanilla has realized this bored is shit, and your a bunch of fags.
Pity. -
It turns out spilling my big gulp sized nacho cheese sauce on their servers last week was a bigger deal than I though.
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