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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
  • Passion
    Passion Member Posts: 4,622
    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Mods? Is this the right bored for this kind of thing?!
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,057
    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    I love you man.
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    PurpleJ said:

    dflea said:



    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
    Like I've been saying - best poaster on HH. And it isnt close.



    A quick "fuck you" to anyone who disagrees.

    Having a best poaster might hurt the feelings of other poasters who work hard to help the site succeed. Maybe we're all equally best and deserving of a blowjob and a ham sandwich.
    Careful with that sandwich talk. That shit will get you banned around here.

    No warning. Just gone.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,649 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    dflea said:



    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
    Like I've been saying - best poaster on HH. And it isnt close.



    A quick "fuck you" to anyone who disagrees.

    Having a best poaster might hurt the feelings of other poasters who work hard to help the site succeed. Maybe we're all equally best and deserving of a blowjob and a ham sandwich.
    I won the Race Bannon Worst Poster of 2014 award.

    Quite an honor it was
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited March 2016
    I'd shit talk Swaye all day long for a blowjob and ham sammich.



    And he'd upvote me for doing it.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    I'd shit talk Swaye all day long for a blowjob and ham sammich.



    And he'd upvote me for doing it.

    HRYK
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold tan why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?

    neuweasal was all about the lavender and tan.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    TheGlove said:

    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold tan why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?

    neuweasal was all about the lavender and tan.
    And gold helmets and rose bowls. Where they wore purple and gold
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,470 Founders Club

    Passion said:

    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Mods? Is this the right bored for this kind of thing?!
    Okay maybe Passion was rather humorless after all
    Unleashed circa 2004 could have told you that.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    7-11 PORKING LOT JERKOFF FREE PUB
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,018 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.

    Well
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.

    Well
    He ded.