Challenge for the Bored

Swaye · February 2016

pawz said:
Up all night, Tug Tavern
Honda really Fucking Stupid
Need Vaxchination

This one is in the running.

PurpleBaze · February 2016

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90

Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!

Swaye · February 2016

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!

I 53 seconds all over your ass. That sounded gay.

PurpleBaze · February 2016

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!
I 53 seconds all over your ass. That sounded gay.

FML!

Injuns are quick and wiley.

greenblood · February 2016

Forgot to use chin
you snort, post, and drive 90
then you can pop off

Swaye · February 2016

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!
I 53 seconds all over your ass. That sounded gay.
FML!

Injuns are quick and wiley.

Must not be too quick and wiley. We lost to this guy's ancestors.

PurpleBaze · February 2016

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!
I 53 seconds all over your ass. That sounded gay.
FML!

Injuns are quick and wiley.
Must not be too quick and wiley. We lost to this guy's ancestors.

You just needed more time to get your own guys in there.

GrundleStiltzkin · February 2016

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the cheap hooker's name is Chin?!
I 53 seconds all over your ass. That sounded gay.
FML!

Injuns are quick and wiley.
Must not be too quick and wiley. We lost to this guy's ancestors.

You just needed more time to get your own braves in there.

rodmansrage · February 2016

find a burning fire
jump the fuck in doogs and die
almost forgot "chin"

SweatpantsGeneral · February 2016

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:
Purp J is jealous
Didn't get into UCLA
Sounds angry.
Worst attempt at haiku ever laid down in this shit pit.

Haysus Christo. I usually allow for fucked up adversaries. But this guy needs to go in my barn with me for a few minutes. Taking on Race was one thing. You're a dumb cunt. Just stop. Please.

puppylove_sugarsteel · February 2016

Ok, this is full blown revenge of the nerds chit right here. No wonder half the board takes it up the crap trap and the other half stuffs it there (less puppy of course.) W e ll puppy does put it there but it has no hair, is bleached and dont taste half bad after a good soakins in the jet tub. I make sure to tell her to align that sucker just perfectly in front of that jet, pressure wash that annealed copper penny to its original shine, pat dry then douse with cholula oil for proper texture and scent.

Hint: Make sure the canal is good and empty 1st though guys, could get real ugly with digital stimulation.

Swaye · February 2016

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, this is full blown revenge of the nerds chit right here. No wonder half the board takes it up the crap trap and the other half stuffs it there (less puppy of course.) W e ll puppy does put it there but it has no hair, is bleached and dont taste half bad after a good soakins in the jet tub. I make sure to tell her to align that sucker just perfectly in front of that jet, pressure wash that annealed copper penny to its original shine, pat dry then douse with cholula oil for proper texture and scent.

Hint: Make sure the canal is good and empty 1st though guys, could get real ugly with digital stimulation.

This thread is now complete. Thank you.

section_332 · February 2016

PurpleBaze said:

greenblood said:
bought a cheap hooker
used my savings for some coke
snort, post, drive 90
Epic fail! Where the fuck is the chin? Unless the mans name is Chin?!

DawgofThunder · February 2016

Spring training
Pitchers and catchers report
Chin music

Kaepsknee · February 2016

I'm already on a challenge to avoid jerking off Mon-Thursday.

So far so good but all the T's and P's you can spare would be appreciated

However, I'm afraid that if I accept this challenge as well, I may just go AZDUCK on all you MF'ers.

And I don't want that.

PurpleBaze · February 2016

salemcoog said:
I'm already on a challenge to avoid jerking off Mon-Thursday.

So far so good but all the T's and P's you can spare would be appreciated

However, I'm afraid that if I accept this challenge as well, I may just go AZDUCK on all you MF'ers.

And I don't want that.

Do it, pussy!