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bananasnblondes
bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,513
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So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    pics?
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    bananasnblondes said:

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    Or is this kid the REAL owner/administration of a website catering to degenerate Husky fans?

    I'm genuinely interested

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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I'm going with: sounds like you care.
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  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    Wow, that was boring.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    bananasnblondes said:

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    Derek?
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,443 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    Maybe you time-traveled back to 1977 and saw the burgeoning monster that one day would start a website and join forces with REPO REPO REPO to rule the interwebs
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