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bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,412
So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested

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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,511 Founders Club

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    pics?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,800

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    Or is this kid the REAL owner/administration of a website catering to degenerate Husky fans?

    I'm genuinely interested

  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I'm going with: sounds like you care.
  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    Wow, that was boring.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    Derek?
  • AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,433 Founders Club

    So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

    I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

    I'm genuinely interested

    Maybe you time-traveled back to 1977 and saw the burgeoning monster that one day would start a website and join forces with REPO REPO REPO to rule the interwebs
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