Cool story, bro time

bananasnblondes

So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested

PurpleJ

bananasnblondes said:

So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested

pics?

dnc

bananasnblondes said:

So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

Or is this kid the REAL owner/administration of a website catering to degenerate Husky fans?

I'm genuinely interested

topdawgnc

Dennis_DeYoung

I'm going with: sounds like you care.

BallSacked

Wow, that was boring.

Baseman

bananasnblondes said:

So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested

Derek?

DerekJohnson

bananasnblondes said:

So I took my offspring to the kid's museum the other day and this obnoxious little shit runs past us. Following close behind is his 300 pound, bull-dyke mom (?) with the dyed bright orange crew-cut yelling "Stalin! Stalin! Come back here!"

I stopped to think. Did this person knowingly name her son Stalin after the dictator who murdered millions of his own people or is she just an ignorant hipster who thought it was a unique, special snowflake name that sounded cool....or, is it a Boy Named Sue situation where the dad knew his son would have to be tough to deal with the cards life dealt him?

I'm genuinely interested

Maybe you time-traveled back to 1977 and saw the burgeoning monster that one day would start a website and join forces with REPO REPO REPO to rule the interwebs