Anyone ever flown on Emirates Air?
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Maybe you'll get to sit next to Rachel -
But seriously, will this plane get blown up? If it doesn't, are the stews old hags or hot burka wearing sluts who might maybe put out? Is the food any good? Do they speak durka durka or 'Merican?
These are berning questions I have in advance of my flight on ISIS Air. -
Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.
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Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can
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It's like you know my needs.doogsinparadise said:Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.
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Yeah I've been on the Seattle to Dubai flight. 14 hours, but the flight attendants are hot and they'll do anything for you, even rub your little balls. No peyote tho, so bring your own edibles.
Actually it's my best flight experience in coach. They have hundreds of movie if you can't sleep, skip the ballywood shit tho. Check out seatguru.com for the best seats. I preferred the ones in back with only 2 seats, the second row behind the last row with 3 is the best. The bulkhead sucks cause the shitter is there. -
More like closeted religious nutsacks that fly to Paris and Geneva to party and hide from Allah's wrath when the rubber breaks.AZDuck said:Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can
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Fly Emirates sponsors a lot of football teams in Europe. THAT kind of football. Have a safe trip!
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Yes, business class. Wish the flight was longer to drink more of their JW Blue label, best business class I've flown internationally. Top shelf booze in the lounge pre-flight, bar/lounge on board at the back of biz cabin (A380). Good food, good service.
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You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!
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They know who signs their paychecks. Qatar Airlines is also really good for this as wellCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!
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Or try Ethiad if you have $25K laying around. 3 room apartment on some of thier planes http://www.etihad.com/en-us/experience-etihad/flying-reimagined/the-residence/
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Their frequent flier program - must fly and land safe twice -sucks -
Which route? I assume Dulles.
Lucky for you they just switch from 777s to A380s to Dulles. In coach on the 777 they put 10 seats across while most airlines have always put 9 seats across in coach on 777s. Great entertainment tries to take your mind off the pain. The A380 is a bit better and flying on an A380 is just fucking cool all around if you've never done it before.
Business class is amazing on Emirates. They're fine. You'll be safe. It's run by British dudes anyway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Clark_(airline_executive)
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@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?
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When you tell people outside 'merica that you are Indian, it means something totally different.
I've flown them before. A much better experience than the average suckhole of Southwest or United.
When the stewardess comes around to take your drink order, don't ask for "Durka Durka" soda. They may get offended. -
That flight is worth more than my trailer.section8 said:Or try Ethiad if you have $25K laying around. 3 room apartment on some of thier planes http://www.etihad.com/en-us/experience-etihad/flying-reimagined/the-residence/
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I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!DerekJohnson said:@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?
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This post in chincredible-worthySwaye said:
I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!DerekJohnson said:@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?
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Swaye said:
I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!DerekJohnson said:@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q46l70mNmCw&feature=youtu.be -
they have this really great ribs n rickshaw special plus the coldest beer in town.Swaye said:But seriously, will this plane get blown up? If it doesn't, are the stews old hags or hot burka wearing sluts who might maybe put out? Is the food any good? Do they speak durka durka or 'Merican?
These are berning questions I have in advance of my flight on ISIS Air. -
Swaye said:
I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!DerekJohnson said:@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYlqU_bN0b4 -
