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Anyone ever flown on Emirates Air?

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
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I have a flight on this airline soon, and am hoping to not get blown up. Anyone ever flown on them?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    But seriously, will this plane get blown up? If it doesn't, are the stews old hags or hot burka wearing sluts who might maybe put out? Is the food any good? Do they speak durka durka or 'Merican?

    These are berning questions I have in advance of my flight on ISIS Air.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Yeah I've been on the Seattle to Dubai flight. 14 hours, but the flight attendants are hot and they'll do anything for you, even rub your little balls. No peyote tho, so bring your own edibles.



    Actually it's my best flight experience in coach. They have hundreds of movie if you can't sleep, skip the ballywood shit tho. Check out seatguru.com for the best seats. I preferred the ones in back with only 2 seats, the second row behind the last row with 3 is the best. The bulkhead sucks cause the shitter is there.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    AZDuck said:

    Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can

    More like closeted religious nutsacks that fly to Paris and Geneva to party and hide from Allah's wrath when the rubber breaks.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    Fly Emirates sponsors a lot of football teams in Europe. THAT kind of football. Have a safe trip!
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  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    Yes, business class. Wish the flight was longer to drink more of their JW Blue label, best business class I've flown internationally. Top shelf booze in the lounge pre-flight, bar/lounge on board at the back of biz cabin (A380). Good food, good service.
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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!
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