Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.
Anyone ever flown on Emirates Air?
Swaye
Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 
in Tug Tavern
I have a flight on this airline soon, and am hoping to not get blown up. Anyone ever flown on them?
Comments
-
Maybe you'll get to sit next to Rachel -
But seriously, will this plane get blown up? If it doesn't, are the stews old hags or hot burka wearing sluts who might maybe put out? Is the food any good? Do they speak durka durka or 'Merican?
These are berning questions I have in advance of my flight on ISIS Air. -
Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.
-
Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can
-
It's like you know my needs.doogsinparadise said:Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.
-
Yeah I've been on the Seattle to Dubai flight. 14 hours, but the flight attendants are hot and they'll do anything for you, even rub your little balls. No peyote tho, so bring your own edibles.
Actually it's my best flight experience in coach. They have hundreds of movie if you can't sleep, skip the ballywood shit tho. Check out seatguru.com for the best seats. I preferred the ones in back with only 2 seats, the second row behind the last row with 3 is the best. The bulkhead sucks cause the shitter is there. -
More like closeted religious nutsacks that fly to Paris and Geneva to party and hide from Allah's wrath when the rubber breaks.AZDuck said:Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can
-
Fly Emirates sponsors a lot of football teams in Europe. THAT kind of football. Have a safe trip!
-
Yes, business class. Wish the flight was longer to drink more of their JW Blue label, best business class I've flown internationally. Top shelf booze in the lounge pre-flight, bar/lounge on board at the back of biz cabin (A380). Good food, good service.
-
You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!
