This dude looks like such a turd. Looks more like a grad student in the theoretical mathematics department than a football coach.
And yes, that's Jordan fucking Chin he's recruiting
He looks like a complete loser. Moobs, khakis, khakis that are way too short, jew fro. He looks like a differential equations TA, not a football coach. What edgy diva(read good) WR is going to want to play for this fag? It's getting to be like revenge of the noyds on this offensive coaching staff. Time to close the fucking gates, Pete.
This dude looks like such a turd. Looks more like a grad student in the theoretical mathematics department than a football coach.
And yes, that's Jordan fucking Chin he's recruiting
He looks like a complete loser. Moobs, khakis, khakis that are way too short, jew fro. He looks like a differential equations TA, not a football coach. What edgy diva(read good) WR is going to want to play for this fag? It's getting to be like revenge of the noyds on this offensive coaching staff. Time to close the fucking gates, Pete.
Disturbingly superficial & needlessly hurtful but laced with enough truth to be damning.
This dude looks like such a turd. Looks more like a grad student in the theoretical mathematics department than a football coach.
And yes, that's Jordan fucking Chin he's recruiting
He looks like a complete loser. Moobs, khakis, khakis that are way too short, jew fro. He looks like a differential equations TA, not a football coach. What edgy diva(read good) WR is going to want to play for this fag? It's getting to be like revenge of the noyds on this offensive coaching staff. Time to close the fucking gates, Pete.
Disturbingly superficial & needlessly hurtful but laced with enough truth to be damning.
This dude looks like such a turd. Looks more like a grad student in the theoretical mathematics department than a football coach.
And yes, that's Jordan fucking Chin he's recruiting
He looks like a complete loser. Moobs, khakis, khakis that are way too short, jew fro. He looks like a differential equations TA, not a football coach. What edgy diva(read good) WR is going to want to play for this fag? It's getting to be like revenge of the noyds on this offensive coaching staff. Time to close the fucking gates, Pete.
Disturbing & needlessly hurtful but laced with enough truth to be damning.
The UW athletic department seriously needs to get the staff a stylist. What the fuck is going on with hamden's pants?
Does this even look like the same guy?
Haha that's one of the first things I noticed. They're completely wrinkled, the bottoms don't even reach his shoes standing up. Not to mention he just looks fucking lumpy. I watched a video of him coaching QBs at Arkansaw St a few years ago and he looked very well-put together. I doubt he was sporting a 6pack or anything but he certainly wasn't frumpty dumpty
And this doesn't have anything to do with how he wears his khakis but his career path is a REAL head scratcher. He spent his first year out of college as a student assistant at Colorado for 1 year then Maryland for 1. Next he was TE coach at Sac St for 1 year followed by WR coach at Florida for 1. Then co-OC/QBs at Arky St for 1 year, same title at Davidson for 1 year to QC guy @UW for 1 year to WRs coach. So UW is the first place he will have been for more than a year and has changed jobs and/or roles every year for the past 8. He's gone from promotion to promotion to demotion to lateral to demotion to promotion. Just surprises me, most young coaches want to attach themselves to a specific coach and glean all the information they can. But maybe he just wears out his fucking welcome after 6 months everywhere he goes.
*Edit: And his dad was apparently a pedo. He was a Palestinian engineer and met his mom on a business trip to Pakistan. They married when she was 16. Which means he was probably courting her when she was 15. And dude was an engineer, had to have been at least early 20s.
This dude looks like such a turd. Looks more like a grad student in the theoretical mathematics department than a football coach.
And yes, that's Jordan fucking Chin he's recruiting
He looks like a complete loser. Moobs, khakis, khakis that are way too short, jew fro. He looks like a differential equations TA, not a football coach. What edgy diva(read good) WR is going to want to play for this fag? It's getting to be like revenge of the noyds on this offensive coaching staff. Time to close the fucking gates, Pete.
Just get the guy a haircut and buy him some new pants. Jesus.
The UW athletic department seriously needs to get the staff a stylist. What the fuck is going on with hamden's pants?
Does this even look like the same guy?
Haha that's one of the first things I noticed. They're completely wrinkled, the bottoms don't even reach his shoes standing up. Not to mention he just looks fucking lumpy. I watched a video of him coaching QBs at Arkansaw St a few years ago and he looked very well-put together. I doubt he was sporting a 6pack or anything but he certainly wasn't frumpty dumpty
And this doesn't have anything to do with how he wears his khakis but his career path is a REAL head scratcher. He spent his first year out of college as a student assistant at Colorado for 1 year then Maryland for 1. Next he was TE coach at Sac St for 1 year followed by WR coach at Florida for 1. Then co-OC/QBs at Arky St for 1 year, same title at Davidson for 1 year to QC guy @UW for 1 year to WRs coach. So UW is the first place he will have been for more than a year and has changed jobs and/or roles every year for the past 8. He's gone from promotion to promotion to demotion to lateral to demotion to promotion. Just surprises me, most young coaches want to attach themselves to a specific coach and glean all the information they can. But maybe he just wears out his fucking welcome after 6 months everywhere he goes.
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just be glad that you're not being represented by this trio... we're trying to close on the #1 linebacker on the west coast and we send in this merry band of misfits. Kelly basically eliminated "us" as soon as these guys pulled out of his driveway.
p.s. Helfrich got his entire outfit at Marshall's.
just be glad that you're not being represented by this trio... we're trying to close on the #1 linebacker on the west coast and we send in this merry band of misfits. Kelly basically eliminated "us" as soon as these guys pulled out of his driveway.
p.s. Helfrich got his entire outfit at Marshall's.
just be glad that you're not being represented by this trio... we're trying to close on the #1 linebacker on the west coast and we send in this merry band of misfits. Kelly basically eliminated "us" as soon as these guys pulled out of his driveway.
p.s. Helfrich got his entire outfit at Marshall's.
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Haha that's one of the first things I noticed. They're completely wrinkled, the bottoms don't even reach his shoes standing up. Not to mention he just looks fucking lumpy. I watched a video of him coaching QBs at Arkansaw St a few years ago and he looked very well-put together. I doubt he was sporting a 6pack or anything but he certainly wasn't frumpty dumpty
And this doesn't have anything to do with how he wears his khakis but his career path is a REAL head scratcher. He spent his first year out of college as a student assistant at Colorado for 1 year then Maryland for 1. Next he was TE coach at Sac St for 1 year followed by WR coach at Florida for 1. Then co-OC/QBs at Arky St for 1 year, same title at Davidson for 1 year to QC guy @UW for 1 year to WRs coach. So UW is the first place he will have been for more than a year and has changed jobs and/or roles every year for the past 8. He's gone from promotion to promotion to demotion to lateral to demotion to promotion. Just surprises me, most young coaches want to attach themselves to a specific coach and glean all the information they can. But maybe he just wears out his fucking welcome after 6 months everywhere he goes.
*Edit: And his dad was apparently a pedo. He was a Palestinian engineer and met his mom on a business trip to Pakistan. They married when she was 16. Which means he was probably courting her when she was 15. And dude was an engineer, had to have been at least early 20s.
we're trying to close on the #1 linebacker on the west coast and we send in this merry band of misfits. Kelly basically eliminated "us" as soon as these guys pulled out of his driveway.
p.s. Helfrich got his entire outfit at Marshall's.
Respeto.