PM to Passion
If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.
Via con dios my friend.
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*vaya
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I can't speak English. How good do you think my Spanish is?
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Oh this is bullshit. I say you open this up to the board. First one to get to the jeep, 44 magnum, and breath mints. Coke and rubbers belong to no single man. They are for the people.
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@Passion and I have a special bond. It involves push up the middle. If he doesn't want it, open season. Only if I'm dead. If one of you assholes shows up and I am alive I'll shoot first.DeepSeaZ said:Oh this is bullshit. I say you open this up to the board. First one to get to the jeep, 44 magnum, and breath mints. Coke and rubbers belong to no single man. They are for the people.
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Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.
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LOL breath mints
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These fucking people will be on the television begging for money before the end of the weekend.
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Breath mint tin is a good place to store some blow...Dardanus said:LOL breath mints
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Swaye's raw slices of human drama and DDY's anti Asian and Jew rants make this shit hole worth every bit of the $10.95 I've been meaning to pay, but keep forgetting.
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I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:Swaye said:@Passion
If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.
Via con dios my friend.
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she'll try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)
RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side. -
1983 CJ7 with a transplant AMC 304 out of a 70's CJ5. 3 speed tranny. 3 inch lift, 32's. Winch on the front, and all the survival gear you could ever need in the back.DeepSeaZ said:Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.
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1) Probably. Or AIDS. Just pull the seats out and burn them in my yard. Throw my carcass on the pile and make smoke signals to the authorities. There is a milk carton in the shed you can use as a seat to get it home.Passion said:
I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:Swaye said:@Passion
If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.
Via con dios my friend.
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she will try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)
RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side.
2) I will put it in the glove box. She liked PBR, Italian food, dead animal art and donkey punches. No particular order.
3) All my neighbors are scared of me, so unlikely. If it isn't there, put out an APB for a Jeep with personalized plates that read RU18YET
Sounds good. See you in the spirit world.
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This funny motherfucking noble savage. Swaye, whatever you are making at the Orkin, they aren't paying you enough. fucking jeenious.Swaye said:
1) Probably. Or AIDS. Just pull the seats out and burn them in my yard. Throw my carcass on the pile and make smoke signals to the authorities. There is a milk carton in the shed you can use as a seat to get it home.Passion said:
I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:Swaye said:@Passion
If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.
Via con dios my friend.
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she will try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)
RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side.
2) I will put it in the glove box. She liked PBR, Italian food, dead animal art and donkey punches. No particular order.
3) All my neighbors are scared of me, so unlikely. If it isn't there, put out an APB for a Jeep with personalized plates that read RU18YET
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#ru18yet
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Fuckin A! Granted I read winch as wench. But I'll take it. Err yeah for us.
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No one can understand you no matter what language you speak.Swaye said:I can't speak English. How good do you think my Spanish is?
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I assume that's north on US-11 out of Winchester and not I-81?
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can i take the coke n run?
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@Swaye - Is there an extra gas can and a box of matches? Askin' for a fren.
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Hot as ballz.Swaye said:
1983 CJ7 with a transplant AMC 304 out of a 70's CJ5. 3 speed tranny. 3 inch lift, 32's. Winch on the front, and all the survival gear you could ever need in the back.DeepSeaZ said:Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.
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n the rubbers? fuck the car
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how many grams? need to sell lmfao jkk
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Splooge?[Deleted User] said:how many grams? need to sell lmfao jkk
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This thread is incredible. I don't get it, but I fucking love it.
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Snowmaggedon update: Two foot of snow and rising. 12 more hours of storm. Blizzard conditions called for until 9PM tonight. Lost power for several hours last night. I burned cardboard boxes from all the PBR I've been drinking for warmth. Power came back on this morning. I have two bags of funyuns, 12 hot pockets, and 3 cases of beer. Oh yeah, and two bottles of water. I will survive!
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Miss 36 hrs on this god foresakened bored, miss a lot I suppose
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