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Golden Globes: Ricky Gervais is a Husky Half Brain
DerekJohnson
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“I’m going to be nice tonight. I’ve changed — not as much as Bruce Jenner. Obviously. Now Caitlyn Jenner, of course. What a year she’s had! She became a role model for trans-people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn’t do a lot for women drivers. But you can’t have everything, can ya? Not at the same time.”
“Remember if you do win tonight, no one cares about that award as much as you do. Don’t get emotional, it’s embarrassing. That award is, no offense, worthless. It’s a bit of metal some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they could meet you and have a selfie with you, okay? That’s all it is!”
ew.com/article/2016/01/10/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-jokes
“Remember if you do win tonight, no one cares about that award as much as you do. Don’t get emotional, it’s embarrassing. That award is, no offense, worthless. It’s a bit of metal some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they could meet you and have a selfie with you, okay? That’s all it is!”
ew.com/article/2016/01/10/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-jokes
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He's on my Mount Rushmore of heros.
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"I think we all know who Mel blames."
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I recorded the GG just to see/hear Ricky and JLaw.
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Saw Jen's tirade against that reporter. She probably thought she was being clever by standing up against people being glued to her phones, but really she just came off like a try hard cunt. At least her vagina appears to have stood up well against the repeated roundin poundin she got while paying her dues?
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Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
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Oh god it's shaved. Oh god oh god.TheGlove said:I recorded the GG just to see/hear Ricky and JLaw.
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First of all you shouldn't grade women on a scale of 1 to 10. You should grade them on scale of 0 to 100. This provides a more accurate number.Swaye said:Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
Furthermore, what you need to realize is there are different scales. You have your own personal scale. I, for example, would grade latinas generally higher than blondes. That is in opposition to what we'll call the "worldwide scale". Blondes are generally scored higher because your average guy tends to prefer blondes. Beyond those two you have regional scales. An LA 80 is not the same as a Seattle 80.
So before you go around throwing numbers on girls you should consider all of that.
And Jennifer Lawrence is a 72. -
What the fuck is a cool bar in a major city?Swaye said:Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
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JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
