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Golden Globes: Ricky Gervais is a Husky Half Brain
DerekJohnson
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“I’m going to be nice tonight. I’ve changed — not as much as Bruce Jenner. Obviously. Now Caitlyn Jenner, of course. What a year she’s had! She became a role model for trans-people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn’t do a lot for women drivers. But you can’t have everything, can ya? Not at the same time.”
“Remember if you do win tonight, no one cares about that award as much as you do. Don’t get emotional, it’s embarrassing. That award is, no offense, worthless. It’s a bit of metal some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they could meet you and have a selfie with you, okay? That’s all it is!”
ew.com/article/2016/01/10/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-jokes
“Remember if you do win tonight, no one cares about that award as much as you do. Don’t get emotional, it’s embarrassing. That award is, no offense, worthless. It’s a bit of metal some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they could meet you and have a selfie with you, okay? That’s all it is!”
ew.com/article/2016/01/10/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-jokes
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He's on my Mount Rushmore of heros.
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"I think we all know who Mel blames."
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I recorded the GG just to see/hear Ricky and JLaw.
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Saw Jen's tirade against that reporter. She probably thought she was being clever by standing up against people being glued to her phones, but really she just came off like a try hard cunt. At least her vagina appears to have stood up well against the repeated roundin poundin she got while paying her dues?
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Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
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Oh god it's shaved. Oh god oh god.TheGlove said:I recorded the GG just to see/hear Ricky and JLaw.
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First of all you shouldn't grade women on a scale of 1 to 10. You should grade them on scale of 0 to 100. This provides a more accurate number.Swaye said:Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
Furthermore, what you need to realize is there are different scales. You have your own personal scale. I, for example, would grade latinas generally higher than blondes. That is in opposition to what we'll call the "worldwide scale". Blondes are generally scored higher because your average guy tends to prefer blondes. Beyond those two you have regional scales. An LA 80 is not the same as a Seattle 80.
So before you go around throwing numbers on girls you should consider all of that.
And Jennifer Lawrence is a 72. -
What the fuck is a cool bar in a major city?Swaye said:Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
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JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
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How dare you put Scarlet in the same sentence as JLaw. Scarlet's a 98. Probably an APAG 83 because no brb, blonde. But still.LoneStarDawg said:JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
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Jlaw may not be a 10 but her personality pushes her up there. And Scarlet is a goddess, I would go jihad on the world to get with her. Fair trade.
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I don't understand these threads. You guys are aware that you can get completely naked girls videos engaging in any act you can imagine completely free with a quick google search, right? Posting the results of "Oregon cheerleader" on google search seems like a complete waste of time. I mean, would you go to a steak restaurant and just get the salad and then discuss how good it is? I mean, yes, its food, but why bother?
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91. She's hot af.dnc said:
How dare you put Scarlet in the same sentence as JLaw. Scarlet's a 98. Probably an APAG 83 because no brb, blonde. But still.LoneStarDawg said:JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
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Grading women on a scale is sexist and misogynist, and you should be ashamed.allpurpleallgold said:
First of all you shouldn't grade women on a scale of 1 to 10. You should grade them on scale of 0 to 100. This provides a more accurate number.Swaye said:Why is everyone so hot and bothered about JLaw? She is a 6 at pretty much any cool bar in any major city any night of the week. Meh.
Furthermore, what you need to realize is there are different scales. You have your own personal scale. I, for example, would grade latinas generally higher than blondes. That is in opposition to what we'll call the "worldwide scale". Blondes are generally scored higher because your average guy tends to prefer blondes. Beyond those two you have regional scales. An LA 80 is not the same as a Seattle 80.
So before you go around throwing numbers on girls you should consider all of that.
And Jennifer Lawrence is a 72.
That being said, Jlaw is a cunt for barracking that journalist, and she's only a seven because of the movie star mystique. -
I'm not the one putting two women on a bed and comparing their suitability for taking dick.
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FREE HARV!!1!PurpleJ said:I'm not the one putting two women on a bed and comparing their suitability for taking dick.
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I fucking love you. FUCK THE WORLD. This comment is so true.LoneStarDawg said:JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
One thing you have to add is that it's a place where only white bitches are. People who fucking love some white bitches love ScarJo.
She's cute, yeah... but she's not fucking Jayne Mansfield. -
I'm shaking and about to vomit.PurpleJ said:I'm not the one putting two women on a bed and comparing their suitability for taking dick.
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From the neck down maybe. Dem tittays are without peer.dnc said:
How dare you put Scarlet in the same sentence as JLaw. Scarlet's a 98. Probably an APAG 83 because no brb, blonde. But still.LoneStarDawg said:JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
But Scarlett Johansen looks like a poodle. Not a hot face at all. Have never seen the fascination with her. -
This. She's from Louisville.LoneStarDawg said:JLaw is the current holder of the "scarlet Johanson - people from ugly areas of America think I'm hot" trophy
I saw her on Colbert or something. Nothing special. I wouldn't grade her much higher than a 6 I sort of blew it with at a dive. -
CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm shaking and about to vomit.PurpleJ said:I'm not the one putting two women on a bed and comparing their suitability for taking dick.
