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Who would make a better AD?

PurpleJ
PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
edited January 2016 in Hardcore Husky Board
For UW, dumbfuck. Washington, not Wisconsin....dumbfuck.

Who would make a better AD? 19 votes

PurpleJ
31%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverRaceBannonSoutherndawgPurpleJpawzEsophagealFeces 6 votes
PGOS
68%
Fire_Marshall_BillPostGameOrangeSlicesBennyBeaverMad_SonAZDuckGladstoneExtraChrisBTequilladoogsinparadiseSarkinghamhaieGreenRiverGatorzMiley_Cyrus 13 votes
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    One to nil. Suck on that PGOS!!! FAG!!!!
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    PGOS
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    PGOS
    @PurpleJ trying to draw self attention to himself in a way that would make the Balla twins jealous
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    Gladstone said:

    image

    Shit gif. Shit poster.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    Tequilla said:

    @PurpleJ trying to draw self attention to himself in a way that would make the Balla twins jealous

    Flagged for mentioning me in a thread I started. Bad habit. Gotta break that.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,654 Standard Supporter
    PGOS
    Tequilla said:

    @PurpleJ trying to draw self attention to himself in a way that would make the Balla twins jealous

    So basically like the last 1,000 days, give or take
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    Sounds like you all care. A lot.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,772 Founders Club
    PGOS
    Other candidate would leave for Bama for a 20k salary and a month's supply of high grade sativa if offered.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    Here's my plan:

    Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

    All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    haie said:

    Other candidate would leave for Bama for a 20k salary and a month's supply of high grade sativa if offered.

    Indica*
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    That's better
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,099
    Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

    How about Chevron car races?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,470 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    PurpleJ said:

    For UW, dumbfuck. Washington, not Wisconsin....dumbfuck.

    If you haven't looked a man in his rape-eye, you have no authority to judge.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214
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    PurpleJ said:

    Here's my plan:

    Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

    All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.


    Here's my plan:

    Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,099
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

    How about Chevron car races?
    If Keeley was riding topless on each car.
    I was thinking a raffle to win a blowjob from a cheerleader at halftime. Also gonna allow alcohol, tobacco, drugs and guns in the stadium and have a massive standing only section like they used to in soccer. Maybe put urinals on the back of seats so you don't need to go to the bathroom. And demolish the zone and replace it with a brothel.
    Throw in a bag of Funyons with each season ticket and I'm yours.
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  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
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    PurpleJ said:

    Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    You know what would look better than 10,000 empty seats on game day? 40,000 empty seats.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    You know what would look better than 10,000 empty seats on game day? 40,000 empty seats.
    I would find a way to put asses in those seats. Winning is the best way, but I don't care if I have to give them away with purchase of a 7-11 hot dog as long as their full. Fully enclose the student section end for more noise. Fill in the side on the lake. Pump in crowd noise on ESPN. We're gonna have the best home field advantage in the nation and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it! We're going to win so much we'll get bored with it! Make Husky football great again!!!!
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    PGOS
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Here's my plan:

    Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

    All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.


    Here's my plan:

    Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.
    Why the fuck did I vote for PGOS?

    One candidate would let utopian perfection get in the way of averaging 10-2, and would probably contract the entire program in order to broadcast Bama games on the Huskytron, while the other is a narcissistic coke-dealing fuckwit that would sabotage the program in pursuit of some sort of mythical personal glory. If there's anyone on the bored that would be a competent, yet non-retarded AD, it's probably someone like Roaddawg, Coker, or Grundle that isn't in hock to ideologically inflexible strategies, but who still has that fire to win.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214
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    doogsinparadise said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Here's my plan:

    Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

    All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.


    Here's my plan:

    Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.
    Why the fuck did I vote for PGOS?

    One candidate would let utopian perfection get in the way of averaging 10-2, and would probably contract the entire program in order to broadcast Bama games on the Huskytron, while the other is a narcissistic coke-dealing fuckwit that would sabotage the program in pursuit of some sort of mythical personal glory. If there's anyone on the bored that would be a competent, yet non-retarded AD, it's probably someone like Roaddawg, Coker, or Grundle that isn't in hock to ideologically inflexible strategies, but who still has that fire to win.
    el ohhhh elllll

    it seems that you care, good sir
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    PGOS
    I'll take it as a validation that both of you disagreed with my post. Boom.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ
    Too bad I am accepting the AD position at Alabama.
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  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    edited January 2016
    PurpleJ
    PurpleJ said:

    Here's my plan:

    Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

    For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

    All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.

    PurpleJ said:


    I was thinking a raffle to win a blowjob from a cheerleader at halftime. Also gonna allow alcohol, tobacco, drugs and guns in the stadium and have a massive standing only section like they used to in soccer. Maybe put urinals on the back of seats so you don't need to go to the bathroom. And demolish the zone and replace it with a brothel.


    With that platform, how can anyone not vote for @PurpleJ ?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I'll vote for anyone who promotes inserting a live mongoose into Crazy Larry's ass at the 50 for halftime entertainment. Every home game.
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