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Reason #734 I hate people

topdawgnc
topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
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I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

Now ...

If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

I'm all in.

Otherwise ... fuck off.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,679 Standard Supporter
    It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.

    Only with pictures.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,161 Founders Club
    This poast served at least one purpose. You made me google "trembling hills"
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,679 Standard Supporter
    topdawgnc said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.

    Only with pictures.
    Of course
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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Tell her to bi a fucking computer, get internet access and Bing "facebook"

    She'll learn why nobody does those letters anymore.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    topdawgnc said:

    I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

    Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

    I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

    Now ...

    If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

    I'm all in.

    Otherwise ... fuck off.

    Sounds like you CARE.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    topdawgnc said:

    I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

    Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

    I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

    Now ...

    If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

    I'm all in.

    Otherwise ... fuck off.

    So you're saying the daughter might be available? Or the mom?

    Abundance?
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Today I got to hear about my Bernie supporting sister's new house and how she was glad it was in a diverse (i.e. ghetto) neighborhood and how she would hate living in a white community I bit my tongue but fuck o dear she better not say that around my uncles. Also got to hear about being gluten free and how much my niece likes veggies and healthy food. Love my sister but fuck is she insufferable sometimes.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,147
    PurpleJ said:

    Today I got to hear about my Bernie supporting sister's new house and how she was glad it was in a diverse (i.e. ghetto) neighborhood and how she would hate living in a white community I bit my tongue but fuck o dear she better not say that around my uncles. Also got to hear about being gluten free and how much my niece likes veggies and healthy food. Love my sister but fuck is she insufferable sometimes.

    You had to know you would get flagged (RIP Boobie).
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  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,991
    PurpleJ said:

    Today I got to hear about my Bernie supporting sister's new house and how she was glad it was in a diverse (i.e. ghetto) neighborhood and how she would hate living in a white community I bit my tongue but fuck o dear she better not say that around my uncles. Also got to hear about being gluten free and how much my niece likes veggies and healthy food. Love my sister but fuck is she insufferable sometimes.

    Pics?
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    whatshouldicareabout said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Today I got to hear about my Bernie supporting sister's new house and how she was glad it was in a diverse (i.e. ghetto) neighborhood and how she would hate living in a white community I bit my tongue but fuck o dear she better not say that around my uncles. Also got to hear about being gluten free and how much my niece likes veggies and healthy food. Love my sister but fuck is she insufferable sometimes.

    Pics?
    @jamielannisterdawg, true?
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,326 Founders Club
    sarktastic said:

    Tell her to bi a fucking computer, get internet access and Bing "facebook"

    She'll learn why nobody does those letters anymore.

    Down voted for using Bing.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    RoadDawg55 said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Today I got to hear about my Bernie supporting sister's new house and how she was glad it was in a diverse (i.e. ghetto) neighborhood and how she would hate living in a white community I bit my tongue but fuck o dear she better not say that around my uncles. Also got to hear about being gluten free and how much my niece likes veggies and healthy food. Love my sister but fuck is she insufferable sometimes.

    You had to know you would get flagged (RIP Boobie).
    Check your PM (RIP Boobie)
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I guess it's not cool to say that Scrooge was just a misunderstood Jew on Christmas. Sorry sis.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    I guess it's not cool to say that Scrooge was just a misunderstood Jew on Christmas. Sorry sis.

    Don't fuck with the Scrooge.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    She would love my Hitler Gilby pic. As for holiday cards, I didn't get one from @Tequilla so I'm safe.
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  • picalogestabo
    picalogestabo Member Posts: 651
    Any pics of "little Johnny"? askin for a fren...
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