Ass Not Too Small
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Since I'm a man of science and reason, I had to find out if that ass was a perfect circle. So, I superimposed a circle...not an oval, but a circle, on the ass for posterity sake (see what I did there?). And yes, gentlemen, we have found the El Dorado of asses. The perfect circle.
Won't BRB. It will take awhile. Thank you @PurpleJ for advancing the science of ass.... -
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Advancing the science of ass? I see it as a desperate attempt to be "one of the guys" like Hillary Swank in J's favorite fim "boys dont cry", which is however confusing to J, as crying is a nightly occurance for him after watching the bachelor, friends and the voice. Keep on keepin on J, society is becoming more and more sympathetic to your kind everyday buddy;)koopdog said:
Since I'm a man of science and reason, I had to find out if that ass was a perfect circle. So, I superimposed a circle...not an oval, but a circle, on the ass for posterity sake (see what I did there?). And yes, gentlemen, we have found the El Dorado of asses. The perfect circle.
Won't BRB. It will take awhile. Thank you @PurpleJ for advancing the science of ass.... -
Let me splain you somethin sugar steve. Ass isn't a science. It's an art form. So you could say I'm advancing the art. God didn't put in a scientific equation to create that ass (assuming you believe in God you libtard welfare thief), he smoked a fat bowl and sculpted that shit with his bare hands. Go back to fantasizing about me and fremont ya sperm bearded faglord.
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Thats pretty fucking lame on the response Jbird. Leave the comedy, and football to puppy. You just just concentrate on taking care of your blood cell count from the Hiv.PurpleJ said:Let me splain you somethin sugar steve. Ass isn't a science. It's an art form. So you could say I'm advancing the art. God didn't put in a scientific equation to create that ass (assuming you believe in God you libtard welfare thief), he smoked a fat bowl and sculpted that shit with his bare hands. Go back to fantasizing about me and fremont ya sperm bearded faglord.
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I like Bama this yearpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Thats pretty fucking lame on the response Jbird. Leave the comedy, and football to puppy. You just just concentrate on taking care of your blood cell count from the Hiv.PurpleJ said:Let me splain you somethin sugar steve. Ass isn't a science. It's an art form. So you could say I'm advancing the art. God didn't put in a scientific equation to create that ass (assuming you believe in God you libtard welfare thief), he smoked a fat bowl and sculpted that shit with his bare hands. Go back to fantasizing about me and fremont ya sperm bearded faglord.

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Jesus J, you just dont have a clever bone in your body. fuck o dearPurpleJ said:
I like Bama this yearpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Thats pretty fucking lame on the response Jbird. Leave the comedy, and football to puppy. You just just concentrate on taking care of your blood cell count from the Hiv.PurpleJ said:Let me splain you somethin sugar steve. Ass isn't a science. It's an art form. So you could say I'm advancing the art. God didn't put in a scientific equation to create that ass (assuming you believe in God you libtard welfare thief), he smoked a fat bowl and sculpted that shit with his bare hands. Go back to fantasizing about me and fremont ya sperm bearded faglord.

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Speaking from experience again I see. I'm sure you've had plenty of bones in your body cutiepuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Jesus J, you just dont have a clever bone in your body. fuck o dearPurpleJ said:
I like Bama this yearpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Thats pretty fucking lame on the response Jbird. Leave the comedy, and football to puppy. You just just concentrate on taking care of your blood cell count from the Hiv.PurpleJ said:Let me splain you somethin sugar steve. Ass isn't a science. It's an art form. So you could say I'm advancing the art. God didn't put in a scientific equation to create that ass (assuming you believe in God you libtard welfare thief), he smoked a fat bowl and sculpted that shit with his bare hands. Go back to fantasizing about me and fremont ya sperm bearded faglord.


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This was good. There's hope for the offseason yet.





