Post #5000: if Huskies and HHBers were Game of Thrones Characters
1. Chris Petersen is Stannis Baratheon
From his Wikipedia page:
2. @DerekJohnson is King Joffrey
A tyrannical, despotic ruler who holds his will sacrosanct at the expense of everything else. We both equally fear and love him.
3. Azeem Victor is Prince Oberyn
Badass. Killer. Womanizer. Swagged out.
4. P12 referees are The Mountain
Fuck. That. Targeting. Call.
5. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is Lord Varys
A teen boy stalker in more ways than one...they both have eyes and ears all over the land. Both are well connected and although inherently ethical and moral, will temporarily sacrifice their virtues for the greater good of the realm.
6. Jake Browning is Tommen
A well-meaning, potentially talented kid who is likely to die horribly due to the combination of shitting his pants at every crisis and being surrounded by inbred morons.
7. @GrundleStiltzkin is a raven
Grundle caw caws his way across the internet and brings the latest tweets, news, rumors, and messages to our forums. Is likely always in cohoots with @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
8. Jonathan Smith is Robin Arryn
Profoundly incompetent and intellectually stunted, Smith and Arryn are both stupidly unqualified to be in the regal positions they hold, but due to family and coaching connections have accelerated up the career path.
9. Myles Gaskin is Tyrion Lannister
From his bio:
10. Don James is Ned Stark
Exemplary leaders, they both were betrayed and murdered by trusted ivory tower figures. Winterfell and Husky football never recovered, with both landscapes changing forever.
11. Oregon football is the Bolton family
Long irrelevant and openly corrupt and venomous, these two factions took advantage of #10's downfall to degrees never imagined.
Too lazy to do more right now.
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Not enough awesomes to give.... Fucking well done man!!!
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Awesome, and I have no idea what any of the references are.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:Not enough awesomes to give.... Fucking well done man!!!
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Lol @CokeGreaterThanPepsi being Varys
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And obvious PL_SS comparison is obvious.
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Don't watch fantasy TVGladstone said:
1. Chris Petersen is Stannis Baratheon
From his Wikipedia page:Stannis'Petersen's personality doesn't make him an easy man to like. ButStannisPetersen knows thatKingshipcoaching is not a popularity contest - it is a right that he believes he is entitled to, and has shown over and over again that he will jump through whatever fiery hoops he has to, tobecome kingbe a winner, including converting his entire following to the cult of the mysterious'Lord of Light.''OKGs.'
2. @DerekJohnson is King Joffrey
A tyrannical, despotic ruler who holds his will sacrosanct at the expense of everything else. We both equally fear and love him.
3. Azeem Victor is Prince Oberyn
Badass. Killer. Womanizer. Swagged out.
4. P12 referees are The Mountain
Fuck. That. Targeting. Call.
5. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is Lord Varys
A teen boy stalker in more ways than one...they both have eyes and ears all over the land. Both are well connected and although inherently ethical and moral, will temporarily sacrifice their virtues for the greater good of the realm.
6. Jake Browning is Tommen
A well-meaning, potentially talented kid who is likely to die horribly due to the combination of shitting his pants at every crisis and being surrounded by inbred morons.
7. @GrundleStiltzkin is a raven
Grundle caw caws his way across the internet and brings the latest tweets, news, rumors, and messages to our forums. Is likely always in cohoots with @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
8. Jonathan Smith is Robin Arryn
Profoundly incompetent and intellectually stunted, Smith and Arryn are both stupidly unqualified to be in the regal positions they hold, but due to family and coaching connections have accelerated up the career path.
9. Myles Gaskin is Tyrion Lannister
From his bio:TyrionMyles has always faced doubts because of his size. He was deemed unfit forany ruling or relevant positiongetting 20+ carries against good teams merely because he was a midget. Despite proving his worth time and time againTyrionMyles rarely won favor with hisfather TywinOC Jonathan Smith, who preferred hisbrother Jaime Lannisterteammate Dwayne Washington or hissister Cersei Lannisterteammate Lavon Coleman.
10. Don James is Ned Stark
Exemplary leaders, they both were betrayed and murdered by trusted ivory tower figures. Winterfell and Husky football never recovered, with both landscapes changing forever.
11. Oregon football is the Bolton family
Long irrelevant and openly corrupt and venomous, these two factions took advantage of #10's downfall to degrees never imagined.
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Forgot PLSS @ThomasFremont
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I have absolutely no clue what any of this means. Either this is really cool or you all are some nerdy motherfuckers. Most likely abundance.
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You had to know what you were getting yourself into when you clicked a thread titled GoT.HuskyJW said:I have absolutely no clue what any of this means. Either this is really cool or you all are some nerdy motherfuckers. Most likely abundance.
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I disagree Azeem is the guy from Narcos. Because you know.....(no spoilers)
We need a jon snow...my guess would be gains. No one else wanted him and he turned out to be a force.
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HuskyJW said:
I have absolutely no clue what any of this means. Either this is really cool or you all are some nerdy motherfuckers. Most likely abundance.
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One awesome is not enoughThomasFremont said: -
Scott Woodward = Theon Greyjoy
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Vengeance of noyd
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PurpleThrobber said:
Pretty much any casino weekend, @Swaye = Khal Drogo
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Hodor good at everything.HelfrichFamilyVan said:And obvious PL_SS comparison is obvious.
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Keeley Hazell = Margaery Tyrell
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Jim L. Mora = Robb Stark
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section8 said:
Scott Woodward = Theon Greyjoy
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12. @RaceBannon is Tywin Lannister.
The real power behind the HHB and Iron Throne movements. Some question why both haven't taken total control -- Race with his old podcast and DFI articles, Tywin using his military and political prowess -- to further advance their aims. Their names command respect and are both the stuff of legends. Both die on the toilet.
13. @puppylove_sugarsteel is Bran.
lol
14. @Swaye is Bronn.
Alcoholic, slut-fucking nutjob with a dark past but is oddly charismatic and always wears his heart on his sleeve.
15. @CollegeDoog is Hot Pie
Fag.
16. Deontae Cooper is Aemon on the Wall.
Deathly old, with an injury and drama-riddled history. Both deserved better, but luck and circumstance doomed them.
17. @BallSacked is Salladhor San
A foreigner who has a superiority complex despite having every reason to have an inferiority complex. A villainous cretin, he flashes signs of intelligence and competency on occasions but always reverts back to his selfish, pseudo intellectual true colors. Hates Tywin but is too cowardly to ever face him in battle.
18. @TierbsHsotBoobs is Robert Baratheon
Seen as a leader, these foul-mouthed characters have great reputations of long standing...but time (and alcohol) conquers all and both ended up dying like total bitches. Unbecoming of such past history and greatness.
19. Budda Baker is Jon Snow
Jon Snow is a bastard. Budda Baker is undersized. Jon flirted with the wildlings, even sleeping with one. Budda committed to Oregon, no doubt banging every recruiting sloot they threw at him. In Jon's heart, his loyalty is to his family. Budda cited family and Petersen as being the reason he stayed home. Jon Snow is a fierce warrior. Budda Baker is a fantastic safety. Jon Snow is the best Game of Thrones character. Budda Baker is the best player on this UW team.
20. @Dennis_DeYoung is Craster
The men know what they want. Would anyone be surprised if Dennis kept his daughters chained as sex slaves in his mom's basement? His voice on the TSIO podcast sounds like Craster after Craster inhaled a bunch of helium. I love you, Dennis! -
LOL Aemon Targaryen is like a hundred and fifteen years old.
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Holy shit. Fantastic.
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I'm gonna go watch this show and tell you if you are accurate.
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List is incomplete without Ossai. And Mickens.
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I don't know why, but I just about shit myself laughing at this one.Gladstone said:
15. @CollegeDoog is Hot Pie
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Mickens = Xaro Xhoan DaxosDerekJohnson said:List is incomplete without Ossai. And Mickens.
Flashy merchant prince. Boasts constantly about having arrived at Qarth with nothing, but through skill and determination made himself the richest man in the city. Eventually stages a coup, declares himself the King of Qarth, betrays Dany, and is later captured, at which point his massive treasure vault is finally opened and found to be empty.
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Come to think of it, this thread reminds me of some private messages @DerekJohnson and I exchanged last year:
TTJ December 2014
You must not watch GoT. That's Theon Greyjoy a/k/a Reek. Tried to lead a revolt, got captured, tortured, crucified, dismembered, and enslaved. So yeah, not a big success story.
DerekJohnson December 2014
That's 0-12 if there ever was one.
TTJ December 2014
You could say he got Gilby'd.
