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Fenderbender123
Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
edited December 2015 in Tug Tavern
I'm a member of several message boards throughout the internet. This is the only place where I can be myself. Every god damn message board has:

1) Faggots who can't detect sarcasm
2) Faggots who don't pick up on inside jokes
3) Just regular ol' faggots
4) Faggot, politically correct moderators who constantly ban you for posting something "offensive". What the fuck does that even mean? I can't understand "offensive" because I've never been "offended" before. I've heard words I don't agree with, but I've never been legitimately offended before. If somebody can describe what the basic requiments of an "offensive message board post" is, I would love to learn this.

Most recently, I was banned for a board for saying that all women with short hair are lesbians in my book. That is what I automatically assume. They banned me (for 3 days, but still) for saying my post is offensive. Well I didn't say anything bad about lesbians...but apparently they are saying it's wrong to call somebody a lesbian...which makes their moderation itself offensive.

Another board I got banned for saying I fucked a 17 year old when I was 21. Perfectly legal, and perfectly awesome (especially for her since she got to be with me).

Before that I was banned on another board for saying it's nice when a girl I fucked but have no intentions of ever talking to again has a miscarriage. Who isn't happy about that?

But thankfully I have this board, where (almost) anything goes. You guys are the best. I wish I could say I was a Husky alumn, but I'm not. But I'll bet I'm a bigger fan than 99% of the alumns out there, especially those who post over at Dawgman. I mean, who else would buy tickets for and travel from Wenatchee to Seattle to watch, not 1, but 2 WHOLE Keith Gilbertson head-coached games?

I had myself a scare awhile back. My girlfriend was going through my internet history and demanded that I tell her why I was on a website called "Hardcore Husky". I told her not to worry, that it was simply just a hardcore porn website that featured overweight women. She still seems suspicious, but I think I'm still safe to post here for now. Whew.

In conclusion, this is the best message board of all time, and hopefully this poast is considered more valuable than a donation. Merry Christmas.
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  • WeAreAFatLesboSchool
    WeAreAFatLesboSchool Guest Posts: 736
    You should LEAVE and then DIAFF
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    WeAreAFatLesboSchool said:

    You should LEAVE and then DIAFF

    You're only making my case stronger.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited December 2015
    A more articulate version of PL_SS. PL_SS 2.0?

    That's a scary thought...
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Pedophile.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    2001400ex said:

    Pedophile.

    She took advantage of me. I'm a man, and men are driven by sex...and she used that to her advantage. I was raped.
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Fenderbender123 said:

    2001400ex said:

    Pedophile.

    She took advantage of me. I'm a man, and men are driven by sex...and she used that to her advantage. I was raped.
    I'm guessing she had a heart beat, so you were game. You can't rape the willing.

    HTH
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    This thread needs a trigger warning.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    We should party. Got any ludes?
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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    Fenderbender123 said:

    I'm a member of several message boards throughout the internet. This is the only place where I can be myself. Every god damn message board has:

    1) Faggots who can't detect sarcasm
    2) Faggots who don't pick up on inside jokes
    3) Just regular ol' faggots
    4) Faggot, politically correct moderators who constantly ban you for posting something "offensive". What the fuck does that even mean? I can't understand "offensive" because I've never been "offended" before. I've heard words I don't agree with, but I've never been legitimately offended before. If somebody can describe what the basic requiments of an "offensive message board post" is, I would love to learn this.

    Most recently, I was banned for a board for saying that all women with short hair are lesbians in my book. That is what I automatically assume. They banned me (for 3 days, but still) for saying my post is offensive. Well I didn't say anything bad about lesbians...but apparently they are saying it's wrong to call somebody a lesbian...which makes their moderation itself offensive.

    Another board I got banned for saying I fucked a 17 year old when I was 21. Perfectly legal, and perfectly awesome (especially for her since she got to be with me).

    Before that I was banned on another board for saying it's nice when a girl I fucked but have no intentions of ever talking to again has a miscarriage. Who isn't happy about that?

    But thankfully I have this board, where (almost) anything goes. You guys are the best. I wish I could say I was a Husky alumn, but I'm not. But I'll bet I'm a bigger fan than 99% of the alumns out there, especially those who post over at Dawgman. I mean, who else would buy tickets for and travel from Wenatchee to Seattle to watch, not 1, but 2 WHOLE Keith Gilbertson head-coached games?

    I had myself a scare awhile back. My girlfriend was going through my internet history and demanded that I tell her why I was on a website called "Hardcore Husky". I told her not to worry, that it was simply just a hardcore porn website that featured overweight women. She still seems suspicious, but I think I'm still safe to post here for now. Whew.

    In conclusion, this is the best message board of all time, and hopefully this poast is considered more valuable than a donation. Merry Christmas.

    Maybe the guy that banned you understands that if you don't keep on top of this type of thing quickly and ban the trolls, that things get out of hand quickly. That's the kind of experience you best get by running a hobby board for years.
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  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,398 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    We should party. Got any ludes?

    People on ludes, should not drive
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,688 Standard Supporter
    I feel less creepy for making out with a 17 yr old at age 22 now...she started it...ladies can't resist Billy....she was 6 weeks from 18

    This board is fun for about 18 months. Then it's still fun if you like Star Wars, D and D, obscure stats, and repeated jokes and weird acronyms.

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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    I feel less creepy for making out with a 17 yr old at age 22 now...she started it...ladies can't resist Billy....she was 6 weeks from 18

    This board is fun for about 18 months. Then it's still fun if you like Star Wars, D and D, obscure stats, and repeated jokes and weird acronyms.

    You sound like a man of principles.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    ThomasFremont said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    I'm a member of several message boards throughout the internet. This is the only place where I can be myself. Every god damn message board has:

    1) Faggots who can't detect sarcasm
    2) Faggots who don't pick up on inside jokes
    3) Just regular ol' faggots
    4) Faggot, politically correct moderators who constantly ban you for posting something "offensive". What the fuck does that even mean? I can't understand "offensive" because I've never been "offended" before. I've heard words I don't agree with, but I've never been legitimately offended before. If somebody can describe what the basic requiments of an "offensive message board post" is, I would love to learn this.

    Most recently, I was banned for a board for saying that all women with short hair are lesbians in my book. That is what I automatically assume. They banned me (for 3 days, but still) for saying my post is offensive. Well I didn't say anything bad about lesbians...but apparently they are saying it's wrong to call somebody a lesbian...which makes their moderation itself offensive.

    Another board I got banned for saying I fucked a 17 year old when I was 21. Perfectly legal, and perfectly awesome (especially for her since she got to be with me).

    Before that I was banned on another board for saying it's nice when a girl I fucked but have no intentions of ever talking to again has a miscarriage. Who isn't happy about that?

    But thankfully I have this board, where (almost) anything goes. You guys are the best. I wish I could say I was a Husky alumn, but I'm not. But I'll bet I'm a bigger fan than 99% of the alumns out there, especially those who post over at Dawgman. I mean, who else would buy tickets for and travel from Wenatchee to Seattle to watch, not 1, but 2 WHOLE Keith Gilbertson head-coached games?

    I had myself a scare awhile back. My girlfriend was going through my internet history and demanded that I tell her why I was on a website called "Hardcore Husky". I told her not to worry, that it was simply just a hardcore porn website that featured overweight women. She still seems suspicious, but I think I'm still safe to post here for now. Whew.

    In conclusion, this is the best message board of all time, and hopefully this poast is considered more valuable than a donation. Merry Christmas.

    I recommend you try out some wheelchair jokes.
    You know it's funny you say that. I've been joining in on our local wheelchair basketball games these past few weeks. For some reason I really kick ass at it, even though I don't require or use a wheelchair.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I went to an Irish bar today and told them I wouldn't eat anything with potatoes. Even if it was cold and I was starving to death.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Swaye said:

    We should party. Got any ludes?

    We call it vitamin Q where I'm from.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    This board is fun for about 18 months. Then it's still fun if you like Star Wars, D and D, obscure stats, and repeated jokes and weird acronyms.

    FFF

    (Five for five)
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    I went to an Irish bar today and told them I wouldn't eat anything with potatoes. Even if it was cold and I was starving to death.

    I hear @IrishDawg22 is back
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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    Are we talking about drugs or fucking?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter
    section_332 said:

    Are we talking about drugs or fucking?

    Now more than ever. Abundance
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    I feel less creepy for making out with a 17 yr old at age 22 now...she started it...ladies can't resist Billy....she was 6 weeks from 18

    This board is fun for about 18 months. Then it's still fun if you like Star Wars, D and D, obscure stats, and repeated jokes and weird acronyms.

    Don't feel creepy at all. People need to ditch their attachments to intangibles. If somebody gave you shit for that, I already know exactly how the argument went down...

    "What did I do wrong?"

    "You made out with a minor, dude."

    "And why is that wrong?"

    "Because their brains are still developing."

    "Why is kissing bad for a developing brain?"

    "It's just wrong for a 22 year old and a 17 year old to do anything like that. If you can't see why it's clearly wrong, and I say 'clearly' even though I can't reference anything tangible in my arguments, then you're just a fucked up pedophile." *hits report button* *mods ban you, citing that you are sexualizing minors and defending child rape*

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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    It was the Seahawks forum wasn't it? I rarely even lurk there it is so dripping wet with sandy vaginas.
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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Fenderbender123 said:


    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    I feel less creepy for making out with a 17 yr old at age 22 now...she started it...ladies can't resist Billy....she was 6 weeks from 18

    This board is fun for about 18 months. Then it's still fun if you like Star Wars, D and D, obscure stats, and repeated jokes and weird acronyms.

    Don't feel creepy at all. People need to ditch their attachments to intangibles. If somebody gave you shit for that, I already know exactly how the argument went down...

    "What did I do wrong?"

    "You made out with a minor, dude."

    "And why is that wrong?"

    "Because their brains are still developing."

    "Why is kissing bad for a developing brain?"

    "It's just wrong for a 22 year old and a 17 year old to do anything like that. If you can't see why it's clearly wrong, and I say 'clearly' even though I can't reference anything tangible in my arguments, then you're just a fucked up pedophile." *hits report button* *mods ban you, citing that you are sexualizing minors and defending child rape*

    christ, i was 25 the last time i dated a 16 year old (although to be fair she was 19 when we met)
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