Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning
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"1AM this morning"?
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Huh?
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Congratulations.
Can he play WR? -
Who is the father?
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Maverick Emppterrmann. Cool name.
Congrats to Stan Emppterrmann and family. -
2037 will be special!
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Awesome. Can we get Donald Jones to knock someone up too?
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Awesome news! WOOF!!
What's the appropriate age for Maverick to start on his father's performance enhancement program? 16? -
Can't wait for Maverick to roam the sidelines.
"it's no good Goose, it's no good" -
"You're an animal out on the field maverick!!"
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You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Good poont!dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Double points for "sired."PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break.
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So, anyone care to post pictures of Emtman's wife?
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Wood hitAZDuck said: -
Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
Calm down, dude used steroids, it's not like he drank the water at Hanford.RaccoonHarry said:
Good news, Emptman had a kid. Bad news, it has two heads and nine ears.dnc said:
It probably took him 20 years for his balls to unshrivel. We're just lucky he was able to procreate at all.PurpleBaze said:You know, the more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. If Steve would have sired kids in his mid 20s, he may have delivered us? a son who would have been of age to play on the current team. Way to wait until your mid 40s to have a son, Steve.
Although, with our luck, his son would have been really good and opted to pull a Garnett or that USC fat pussy Banner and LEAVE the state.
There's just no way for the Huskies to catch a break. -
New DL coach? The son, I mean.
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I just got off the phone with Flennor, he is hearing that Epmtman's wife might be pregnant.
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Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof
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This site is shit and you're all fags.
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Maverick?
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What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.AtomicDawg said:Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof
And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.
And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding. -
*yourDerekJohnson said:This site is shit and you're all fags.
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So Top Gun was his favorite movie?biak1 said:Maverick?
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This is his second son iirc
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Good job to Stan for successfully fucking a chick.
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Mods? Devs?DerekJohnson said:This site is shit and you're all fags.
