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Cougzz

Sark's attorneys did not address the morality clause in his contract. Haden's attorneys will.

doogsinparadise

Irresponsible of Haden not to provide Sark with a safe space, imo. Calling someone out for their alcoholism is clearly a micro aggression.

doogsinparadise

Also, "consumption of alcohol when he was not working increased."

Lmao, no way bro.

Hippopeteamus

Bleacher Report is your source?

https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/673930473735766016

Tequilla

Yep. That'll have future employers knocking down his door. A legal team working overtime will be required to tailor his future contract.
To be fair, at $30M you probably don't have to worry about working again. Especially since he will die from a coke overdose 6 months after winning.
Two things, however.
First: How much goes to Stephanie?
Second: It's Sark, I am betting he'll waste the money before dying of coke.

In California, I'd expect it is greater than 50%

PurpleThrobber

Sark's attorneys did not address the morality clause in his contract. Haden's attorneys will.

STFU, Cuog.

Tequilla

w,jw
http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/673933805628096512
As much as I love seeing the savior do savior things, if Sark's incompetent, lazy, willfully irresponsible ass wins this suit my faith in humanity will be forever buried under Sark's manboobs.

Protected class ... pretty sure that he would win the lawsuit if it went to trial ... I'd be shocked if this wasn't settled prior to that though.

Muttzen

"shaking and about to vomit" can get sark 30 million.

GrundleStiltzkin

"upset, teary and nearly hyperventilating" can get sark 30 million.

Passion

My God, this is so awesome:

Sarkisian, Haden and USC trustees were “devastated” by USC’s 17-12 loss to the Huskies on Oct. 8. Before the game against UW, “Haden expressed that he was under pressure from some trustees to fire Steve Sarkisian … because the team had not played to the dominant level that was expected.”

The suit continues: “Following the loss to Washington, Steve Sarkisian’s depression and anxiety worsened and his consumption of alcohol when he was not working increased. … (He) began to finally come to grips with the fact that he had a problem with alcohol, needed serious help, and needed it now.”

I don't even know where to begin.

seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/former-uw-coach-steve-sarkisian-sues-usc-for-wrongful-termination/

CheersWestDawg

My favorite part -

"USC was also aware that Mr. Sarkisian frequently used an Uber service for rides in the evening because Mr. Sarkisian sought and received reimbursement from USC for those charges."

Jesus. I need to be a head coach. Never in a million years would I ask my employer to pick up a taxi or Uber bill for getting fucked up on Patron or Coors Light while dude brahing with my boy Johnny at the office.

doogsinparadise

I commend Coach Sark for ethically using a car service instead of driving drunk.

SpoonieLuv

This thread; needs pinning.

Gladstone

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673943485309825025

SpoonieLuv

w,jw
http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/673933805628096512

Alexis

this thread may be the greatest thing in the history of ever. Derek, sign me up for another $10.95.

RaceBannon

Pat Haden derisively asked Sark to FINISH the day at work

Very insensitive. Sark has been working with his teams for years on how to FINISH. Did Haden offer to get Sark some FINISH tee shirts? No, he just fired his ass.

I hope Sark gets treble damages

bhobc

Imagine......

(1) The Neuheisel firing fiasco
(2) Removing the interim label on Gilby
(3) Barbara Hedges
(4) Hiring Losingham
(5) Tawd Turner
(6) Not firing Losingham when it was clearly apparent
(7) Hiring a rookie in Sark

and then this????????? We would have never recovered....

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/07/steve-sarkisian-sues-usc/

Now he just needs to flip off USC's version of Hugh Millen at the court hearing. Maybe Petros Papadakis?

AZDuck

bumpus

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Gotta love personal accountability.

You try staying off the bottle after inheriting an 0-12 team.

PurpleThrobber

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673943485309825025

Wood hit.

Hippopeteamus

Seems accurate:

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673999277631209472

PurpleBaze

*binge drinking

Otherwise, amusing...

Passion

Woodward didn't fight to keep sark here. Good for him.

RaceBannon

Would console with my fully erect member

whlinder

Luckily for Sark USC isn't known for lawyers

Miley_Cyrus

My favorite part -

"USC was also aware that Mr. Sarkisian frequently used an Uber service for rides in the evening because Mr. Sarkisian sought and received reimbursement from USC for those charges."

Jesus. I need to be a head coach. Never in a million years would I ask my employer to pick up a taxi or Uber bill for getting fucked up on Patron or Coors Light while dude brahing with my boy Johnny at the office.

While being paid millions

DerekJohnson

"One of the supporting points in Sark's lawsuit is that Pupplylove_Sugarsteel picked him to win the Pac-12 South."

doogsinparadise

"One of the supporting points in Sark's lawsuit is that Pupplylove_Sugarsteel picked him to win the Pac-12 South."

He has a senior quarterback!

unfrozencaveman

Who's his Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? $30 MM?

This whole thing is a mind bender, guy has no shame

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Cougzz

Sark's attorneys did not address the morality clause in his contract. Haden's attorneys will.

doogsinparadise

Irresponsible of Haden not to provide Sark with a safe space, imo. Calling someone out for their alcoholism is clearly a micro aggression.

doogsinparadise

Also, "consumption of alcohol when he was not working increased."

Lmao, no way bro.

Hippopeteamus

Bleacher Report is your source?

https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/673930473735766016

Tequilla

Yep. That'll have future employers knocking down his door. A legal team working overtime will be required to tailor his future contract.
To be fair, at $30M you probably don't have to worry about working again. Especially since he will die from a coke overdose 6 months after winning.
Two things, however.
First: How much goes to Stephanie?
Second: It's Sark, I am betting he'll waste the money before dying of coke.

In California, I'd expect it is greater than 50%

PurpleThrobber

Sark's attorneys did not address the morality clause in his contract. Haden's attorneys will.

STFU, Cuog.

Tequilla

w,jw
http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/673933805628096512
As much as I love seeing the savior do savior things, if Sark's incompetent, lazy, willfully irresponsible ass wins this suit my faith in humanity will be forever buried under Sark's manboobs.

Protected class ... pretty sure that he would win the lawsuit if it went to trial ... I'd be shocked if this wasn't settled prior to that though.

Muttzen

"shaking and about to vomit" can get sark 30 million.

GrundleStiltzkin

"upset, teary and nearly hyperventilating" can get sark 30 million.

Passion

CheersWestDawg

doogsinparadise

I commend Coach Sark for ethically using a car service instead of driving drunk.

SpoonieLuv

This thread; needs pinning.

Gladstone

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673943485309825025

SpoonieLuv

w,jw
http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/673933805628096512

Alexis

this thread may be the greatest thing in the history of ever. Derek, sign me up for another $10.95.

RaceBannon

bhobc

Imagine......

(1) The Neuheisel firing fiasco
(2) Removing the interim label on Gilby
(3) Barbara Hedges
(4) Hiring Losingham
(5) Tawd Turner
(6) Not firing Losingham when it was clearly apparent
(7) Hiring a rookie in Sark

and then this????????? We would have never recovered....

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/07/steve-sarkisian-sues-usc/

Now he just needs to flip off USC's version of Hugh Millen at the court hearing. Maybe Petros Papadakis?

AZDuck

bumpus

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Gotta love personal accountability.

You try staying off the bottle after inheriting an 0-12 team.

PurpleThrobber

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673943485309825025

Wood hit.

Hippopeteamus

Seems accurate:

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/673999277631209472

PurpleBaze

*binge drinking

Otherwise, amusing...

Passion

Woodward didn't fight to keep sark here. Good for him.

RaceBannon

Would console with my fully erect member

whlinder

Luckily for Sark USC isn't known for lawyers

Miley_Cyrus

My favorite part -

"USC was also aware that Mr. Sarkisian frequently used an Uber service for rides in the evening because Mr. Sarkisian sought and received reimbursement from USC for those charges."

Jesus. I need to be a head coach. Never in a million years would I ask my employer to pick up a taxi or Uber bill for getting fucked up on Patron or Coors Light while dude brahing with my boy Johnny at the office.

While being paid millions

DerekJohnson

"One of the supporting points in Sark's lawsuit is that Pupplylove_Sugarsteel picked him to win the Pac-12 South."

doogsinparadise

"One of the supporting points in Sark's lawsuit is that Pupplylove_Sugarsteel picked him to win the Pac-12 South."

He has a senior quarterback!

unfrozencaveman

Who's his Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? $30 MM?

This whole thing is a mind bender, guy has no shame