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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,542 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:

    I live in Dallas.

    Do I take my 5 year old to the game?

    Would he get bored?

    Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?

    My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.

    I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.

    Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.

    Yes
    Yes
    Wife could be more of the babysitter....you might make it past halftime if she goes.
    Sit in the middle of them
    Amen to that.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    topdawgnc said:

    I live in Dallas.

    Do I take my 5 year old to the game?

    Would he get bored?

    Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?

    My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.

    I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.

    Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.

    Is the beer cold? Can I get a rickshaw to the stadium? Will there be enough guac for everyone?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,270
    MisterEm said:

    Same boat as you. Leaving the wife and 6 mo. old in Seattle with the in-laws. Dad #1 and 5 year old going SEA > DFW Christmas afternoon.

    HoD bowl on the 26th. Dallas Stars 27th. Downtown Hyatt. Food, booze, rinse and repeat.

    Stars and Blues playing 2nd game in 2 days against each other - that will be good. Highly recommend that you get tix in the platinum level for the views and ability to have mixed drinks at your seats
  • HoustonHusky
    HoustonHusky Member Posts: 6,023
    Going to St. Louis instead of Dallas over the holidays. Want to check out Ferguson...heard it can get kinda lively at night.

  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    TommySQC said:

    I need pics to decide.

    Pics of his kids? That's some dark shit man
    Pedobear.jpg
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,423
    topdawgnc said:

    I live in Dallas.

    Do I take my 5 year old to the game?

    Would he get bored?

    Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?

    My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.

    I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.

    Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.

    You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.

    Period. End of discussion.

    If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,842

    topdawgnc said:

    I live in Dallas.

    Do I take my 5 year old to the game?

    Would he get bored?

    Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?

    My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.

    I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.

    Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.

    You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.

    Period. End of discussion.

    If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river.
    I sell shower curtain rings to hotels.

    image
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,423
    topdawgnc said:



    topdawgnc said:

    I live in Dallas.

    Do I take my 5 year old to the game?

    Would he get bored?

    Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?

    My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.

    I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.

    Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.

    You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.

    Period. End of discussion.

    If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river.
    I sell shower curtain rings to hotels.

    image
    Keep the wife happy. Bitches take your $$ when you don't. Trust the creep on this one.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    TommySQC said:

    I need pics to decide.

    image
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    edited December 2015
    MisterEm said:

    Same boat as you. Leaving the wife and 6 mo. old in Seattle with the in-laws. Dad #1 and 5 year old going SEA > DFW Christmas afternoon.

    HoD bowl on the 26th. Dallas Stars 27th. Downtown Hyatt. Food, booze, rinse and repeat.

    Don't dare let the 5 year old drive the rental car back to the hotel without a Dash Cam