Eason getting loose in gator country

Even though I know I won't last long, I'm hear to beat my own chest

Makes me wonder what happened to Heaps when he visited the BYU sororities

This is the reason I've never been THAT worried about Eason ...

He's going to the SEC and he's going to bang a shit ton of fine ass girls ... good for him ...

But IMO, that's his priority ... nothing wrong with that from his end (other than potentially being the next Shawn Kemp without the money) ...

But here's what is going to happen with him:

1) Sign with SEC school that gives him option to start as true frosh because he doesn't want to work for job (Georgia and Florida give him that opportunity) ...

2) He gets his ass kicked by grown ass mother fuckers that eat pieces of shit freshman for breakfast ....

3) Eventually he finds himself on the bench for lack of production ...

4) Passed on depth chart by latest flavor of the month QB recruit that hasn't gotten his ass kicked yet ...

5) Has a Coming to Jesus meeting with himself about whether he would rather be a QB in the NFL or be a backup QB in the SEC and bang 2nd string sorority sisters

6) Transfers to WSU and takes over the starting job from Luke Falk upon graduation and gets this choice of Coug girls while UW fans (i.e. KJV) question Petersen's recruiting abilities for letting Eason get away

#TheScript

dnc said:

jecornel said:

http://www.secrant.com/rant/gator-sports/easons-official-visit/60625390/

Be sure to checkout the comments section

For those two lazy to read lil jimmy's link

Honestly, I think he could have done better. Especially in Florida.