This is the reason I've never been THAT worried about Eason ...
He's going to the SEC and he's going to bang a shit ton of fine ass girls ... good for him ...
But IMO, that's his priority ... nothing wrong with that from his end (other than potentially being the next Shawn Kemp without the money) ...
But here's what is going to happen with him:
1) Sign with SEC school that gives him option to start as true frosh because he doesn't want to work for job (Georgia and Florida give him that opportunity) ...
2) He gets his ass kicked by grown ass mother fuckers that eat pieces of shit freshman for breakfast ....
3) Eventually he finds himself on the bench for lack of production ...
4) Passed on depth chart by latest flavor of the month QB recruit that hasn't gotten his ass kicked yet ...
5) Has a Coming to Jesus meeting with himself about whether he would rather be a QB in the NFL or be a backup QB in the SEC and bang 2nd string sorority sisters
6) Transfers to WSU and takes over the starting job from Luke Falk upon graduation and gets this choice of Coug girls while UW fans (i.e. KJV) question Petersen's recruiting abilities for letting Eason get away
#TheScript
Even if this ends up being true, but it's still fucking stupid.
Honestly, I think he could have done better. Especially in Florida.
many nights, we all could have done better... that said, i bet she was one of many that weekend. Like a good field general, Jacob Football knows you can't throw the 65 yard td every play. Need to mix in some short passes to keep the defense honest.
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