Possible USC Replacements: Bellotti, Neuheisel, Kelly (Chip) + Wildcard

Neuheisel: USC Law degree, Tanned Rested Relaxed
C. Kelly: Good college coach, shitty NFL coach. Easier gay hookup in N. Hollywood than Philly or Eugene.
Wildcard: Jeff Tedford: Tanned, Rested, Relaxed.
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Chimp isn't eligible.
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No way USC is messing with the show cause. Paul Hackett's more likely to be the next SC coach than Chip Kelly.
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I also don't think SC's foolish enough to hire the best available unemployed coach. Certainly won't be Neuheisel or Tedford, probably won't be Bellotti.
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I think Jack Del Rio will be the coach haven't changed my stance.
If Chip goes back to College I see him going to Texas. -
Well the only thing is Texas is steers and queers and Chip ain't got no horns
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Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list
If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU -
USC wants a coach who can do more with more not a guy like 8 win Riley.unfrozencaveman said:Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list
If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU -
USC doesn't care about non conference games? STAFFFF!!! TRUE????unfrozencaveman said:Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list
If I were Haden, I would pick a less "flashy" successor, that Pat Riley guy from OSU
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WhiskeyDawg said:
Bellotti: Courted once by USC, Tanned, Rested, Relaxed
Neuheisel: USC Law degree, Tanned Rested Relaxed
C. Kelly: Good college coach, shitty NFL coach. Easier gay hookup in N. Hollywood than Philly or Eugene. (Allegedly)
Wildcard: Jeff Tedford: Tanned, Rested, Relaxed. -
BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.
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you mean like when he was way down the list or not even on the list that we thought we had?unfrozencaveman said:Sark is way down the list, if he's even on the list. Funny thing is, he thinks he's on the list
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Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot
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I like calling someones post "ignorant" and spell it as "ignant" I do that.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot
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Eat a dick phrase NaziDerekJohnson said:BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.
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Nothing gets past you.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Clear your post is purposefully ignant, even then it wasn't funny, clever or well thought out. Have another shot
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DIRYKWhiskeyDawg said:
Eat a dick phrase NaziDerekJohnson said:BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.
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Jim Tressel?
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Show cause banninated until 12/19/2016.PurpleReign said:Jim Tressel?
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Damn, I must of been full-ratard, forgot he was banned.
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So you're saying there's a chance?monroecougdad said:Vegas odds on Kiffen Replacement
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EAFD, or Eat A Fat Dick, is the preferred nomenclature.WhiskeyDawg said:
Eat a dick phrase NaziDerekJohnson said:BTW, I think it's tanned, rested and ready. Rested and relaxed is a redundancy.
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Always bet on the field.
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Vegas is not in Antigua.monroecougdad said:Vegas odds on Kiffen Replacement
Sark at 5-1
In Nevada you can only bet on sporting events. You cannot bet on the Super Bowl MVP or the Oscars or USC's next coach.