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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    GreaseKutter said:

    Well that's a whole different post, what we don't hope will happen but probably will. Trying to think positive vibrations, but dearly noted and you just might be right.

    The term is "duly noted". Dumbass...
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Thanks teach!, thought police and Margaret Thatcher (this ain't fucking tea time). Your dearly noted, could go both ways really in the english language but you are used to whatever Alpo you have been shoveled; it's not technically grammatically wrong, you are just sniffing bicycle seats at the local elementary school. But whatevz... I'm not writing a fucking thesis or will I deny I probably meant what you pointed out, who really gives a shit?

    Oh you do.

    It's the fucking interweb. Where cursive and MLA format goes to die.

    Boozing and not giving a fuck, you got the gist. Sign me up for Ebonics.
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  • GhostOfGerberding
    GhostOfGerberding Member Posts: 36
    GreaseKutter said:

    Alright, let's talk some football.

    What I would like to see:

    First down, play action to the real offensive reptile "Snake Eyes" Gaskin and get WSU's hungry defense to bite on the Banjo Minnow; Jake sells a pretty hard pump fake deep; but we hit whatever cocksucking OKG of the week TE that made the start in a slant right up the middle for at least 15 yards. This has worked all season when the rock don't drop and I'm befuddled why it's not used more often.

    Second play, first down again Hmmm.... do we run Snake Eyes or quick sideline pass to anyone but Mickens for 5-7 yards? Nope, fucking long ball it and hope some young kid makes the play. Unless we are covered good with our Pianoback WR's and the read looks good to the side, I'll take that.

    If we don't score, it's looking like second at a few yards. WSU knows the run is coming but give it to them anyway and make that first down. Next, slant that fucking TE again for another 10 or 15 yards and pinch that D to the middle.

    Redzone time and her I'm a little gassed. I'd say don't fucking try some trick as sweep to McClatch but either try and pound it or hit that TE to the post. Maybe Jake scrambles in.

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    What I don't want to see is that Smith calls 3 runs the first series... our confidence is running to high on the run game and I bet Wazzu is expecting that.

    Also, no fucking Peterman trick play the very first down; so fucking vanilla and it will get stomped.

    Shit in my mouth all day long but Tecmo Bowl can come up with better plays Smithers!

    The D will play a tough game, I predict at least 30 on us with the heavy "Pirate Air Raid" fuck Faulk or not, but can our offense; who have struggled against Pac10.... sorry I mean 12... answer back? That's the scariest question. Yes, we finally RAN - run plays and killed it but that was against a ghost town defense. Makes me thing that moral within the team and offensive shitlips caller Smith thinks it will work again. Pretty preDiCKtable!


    Call your first series, winner gets a fucking milkshake!




    tl;dr
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Slugo route
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    ThomasFremont said:

    Slugo route

    Not a bad call, don't know if we have a receiver that could sell it though.
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  • JaWarrenJaHooker
    JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 2,155
    Run the ball. Gaskin 4 yards.

    Repeat.
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,436 Founders Club
    AlwaysSpokanesFault said:

    Jake is back in town, so the first play will probably be a single...
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    Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...
    image

    Yes
    He looks like a Power Top so no.
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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Splooge is baaaaack!
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  • SonnyShackelford
    SonnyShackelford Member Posts: 1,019
    edited November 2015
    Spooge?
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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,480
    Bubble screeen to Jayvon Mickins for -3 yards.
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