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First Play Predictions for The Apple Martini Cunt
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Alright, let's talk some football.
What I would like to see:
First down, play action to the real offensive reptile "Snake Eyes" Gaskin and get WSU's hungry defense to bite on the Banjo Minnow; Jake sells a pretty hard pump fake deep; but we hit whatever cocksucking OKG of the week TE that made the start in a slant right up the middle for at least 15 yards. This has worked all season when the rock don't drop and I'm befuddled why it's not used more often.
Second play, first down again Hmmm.... do we run Snake Eyes or quick sideline pass to anyone but Mickens for 5-7 yards? Nope, fucking long ball it and hope some young kid makes the play. Unless we are covered good with our Pianoback WR's and the read looks good to the side, I'll take that.
If we don't score, it's looking like second at a few yards. WSU knows the run is coming but give it to them anyway and make that first down. Next, slant that fucking TE again for another 10 or 15 yards and pinch that D to the middle.
Redzone time and her I'm a little gassed. I'd say don't fucking try some trick as sweep to McClatch but either try and pound it or hit that TE to the post. Maybe Jake scrambles in.
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What I don't want to see is that Smith calls 3 runs the first series... our confidence is running to high on the run game and I bet Wazzu is expecting that.
Also, no fucking Peterman trick play the very first down; so fucking vanilla and it will get stomped.
Shit in my mouth all day long but Tecmo Bowl can come up with better plays Smithers!
The D will play a tough game, I predict at least 30 on us with the heavy "Pirate Air Raid" fuck Faulk or not, but can our offense; who have struggled against Pac10.... sorry I mean 12... answer back? That's the scariest question. Yes, we finally RAN - run plays and killed it but that was against a ghost town defense. Makes me thing that moral within the team and offensive shitlips caller Smith thinks it will work again. Pretty preDiCKtable!
Call your first series, winner gets a fucking milkshake!
What I would like to see:
First down, play action to the real offensive reptile "Snake Eyes" Gaskin and get WSU's hungry defense to bite on the Banjo Minnow; Jake sells a pretty hard pump fake deep; but we hit whatever cocksucking OKG of the week TE that made the start in a slant right up the middle for at least 15 yards. This has worked all season when the rock don't drop and I'm befuddled why it's not used more often.
Second play, first down again Hmmm.... do we run Snake Eyes or quick sideline pass to anyone but Mickens for 5-7 yards? Nope, fucking long ball it and hope some young kid makes the play. Unless we are covered good with our Pianoback WR's and the read looks good to the side, I'll take that.
If we don't score, it's looking like second at a few yards. WSU knows the run is coming but give it to them anyway and make that first down. Next, slant that fucking TE again for another 10 or 15 yards and pinch that D to the middle.
Redzone time and her I'm a little gassed. I'd say don't fucking try some trick as sweep to McClatch but either try and pound it or hit that TE to the post. Maybe Jake scrambles in.
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What I don't want to see is that Smith calls 3 runs the first series... our confidence is running to high on the run game and I bet Wazzu is expecting that.
Also, no fucking Peterman trick play the very first down; so fucking vanilla and it will get stomped.
Shit in my mouth all day long but Tecmo Bowl can come up with better plays Smithers!
The D will play a tough game, I predict at least 30 on us with the heavy "Pirate Air Raid" fuck Faulk or not, but can our offense; who have struggled against Pac10.... sorry I mean 12... answer back? That's the scariest question. Yes, we finally RAN - run plays and killed it but that was against a ghost town defense. Makes me thing that moral within the team and offensive shitlips caller Smith thinks it will work again. Pretty preDiCKtable!
Call your first series, winner gets a fucking milkshake!
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WSU starts with a pick 6
Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...
No, wait: he just went to jail for stealing oxies after failing at everything in his life. Mixed those up.
And, it has to be mentioned, he never cost us a Super Bowl championship.
I have not mixed up any of that...
Second down: Draw to Gaskin +3
Third down: Sack.
Oh you do.
It's the fucking interweb. Where cursive and MLA format goes to die.
Boozing and not giving a fuck, you got the gist. Sign me up for Ebonics.
Repeat.
He looks like a Power Top so no.