First Play Predictions for The Apple Martini Cunt
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What I would like to see:
First down, play action to the real offensive reptile "Snake Eyes" Gaskin and get WSU's hungry defense to bite on the Banjo Minnow; Jake sells a pretty hard pump fake deep; but we hit whatever cocksucking OKG of the week TE that made the start in a slant right up the middle for at least 15 yards. This has worked all season when the rock don't drop and I'm befuddled why it's not used more often.
Second play, first down again Hmmm.... do we run Snake Eyes or quick sideline pass to anyone but Mickens for 5-7 yards? Nope, fucking long ball it and hope some young kid makes the play. Unless we are covered good with our Pianoback WR's and the read looks good to the side, I'll take that.
If we don't score, it's looking like second at a few yards. WSU knows the run is coming but give it to them anyway and make that first down. Next, slant that fucking TE again for another 10 or 15 yards and pinch that D to the middle.
Redzone time and her I'm a little gassed. I'd say don't fucking try some trick as sweep to McClatch but either try and pound it or hit that TE to the post. Maybe Jake scrambles in.
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What I don't want to see is that Smith calls 3 runs the first series... our confidence is running to high on the run game and I bet Wazzu is expecting that.
Also, no fucking Peterman trick play the very first down; so fucking vanilla and it will get stomped.
Shit in my mouth all day long but Tecmo Bowl can come up with better plays Smithers!
The D will play a tough game, I predict at least 30 on us with the heavy "Pirate Air Raid" fuck Faulk or not, but can our offense; who have struggled against Pac10.... sorry I mean 12... answer back? That's the scariest question. Yes, we finally RAN - run plays and killed it but that was against a ghost town defense. Makes me thing that moral within the team and offensive shitlips caller Smith thinks it will work again. Pretty preDiCKtable!
Call your first series, winner gets a fucking milkshake!
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yeah... few typo's but fuck it. booze and laziness is never an excuse... but fuck it.
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UW starts with a 3 and out.
WSU starts with a pick 6 -
Well that's a whole different post, what we don't hope will happen but probably will. Trying to think positive vibrations, but dearly noted and you just might be right.
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And that was my first though as well, as it is usually every game but I WANT TO WIN THIS FUCKING GAME! Nothing taste worse than losing the Apple Cup except dry turkey and Sweet Potato Pie from Walmart.
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Jake is back in town, so the first play will probably be a single...
Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...
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At least Jack got to first base with his parents. Leaf got rejected by both dads, I heard.AlwaysSpokanesFault said:Jake is back in town, so the first play will probably be a single...
Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...
No, wait: he just went to jail for stealing oxies after failing at everything in his life. Mixed those up. -
Come on now...it's not like Leaf prostituted underaged girls, murdered a Brit, grew an insane cold sore, beat up an Arby's sammich and drove a VW bug.
And, it has to be mentioned, he never cost us a Super Bowl championship.
I have not mixed up any of that... -
I'd smash Locker's mom and I'm not even jerk to GILFS!
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LOL, spububa ba spelling. I'd smash lockers mom and don't usually spank to GILFS. sorry, sticky keyboard or drain bamage.
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First down: bubble screen to Mickens -2.
Second down: Draw to Gaskin +3
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The term is "duly noted". Dumbass...GreaseKutter said:Well that's a whole different post, what we don't hope will happen but probably will. Trying to think positive vibrations, but dearly noted and you just might be right.
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Thanks teach!, thought police and Margaret Thatcher (this ain't fucking tea time). Your dearly noted, could go both ways really in the english language but you are used to whatever Alpo you have been shoveled; it's not technically grammatically wrong, you are just sniffing bicycle seats at the local elementary school. But whatevz... I'm not writing a fucking thesis or will I deny I probably meant what you pointed out, who really gives a shit?
Oh you do.
It's the fucking interweb. Where cursive and MLA format goes to die.
Boozing and not giving a fuck, you got the gist. Sign me up for Ebonics. -
tl;drGreaseKutter said:Alright, let's talk some football.
What I would like to see:
First down, play action to the real offensive reptile "Snake Eyes" Gaskin and get WSU's hungry defense to bite on the Banjo Minnow; Jake sells a pretty hard pump fake deep; but we hit whatever cocksucking OKG of the week TE that made the start in a slant right up the middle for at least 15 yards. This has worked all season when the rock don't drop and I'm befuddled why it's not used more often.
Second play, first down again Hmmm.... do we run Snake Eyes or quick sideline pass to anyone but Mickens for 5-7 yards? Nope, fucking long ball it and hope some young kid makes the play. Unless we are covered good with our Pianoback WR's and the read looks good to the side, I'll take that.
If we don't score, it's looking like second at a few yards. WSU knows the run is coming but give it to them anyway and make that first down. Next, slant that fucking TE again for another 10 or 15 yards and pinch that D to the middle.
Redzone time and her I'm a little gassed. I'd say don't fucking try some trick as sweep to McClatch but either try and pound it or hit that TE to the post. Maybe Jake scrambles in.
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What I don't want to see is that Smith calls 3 runs the first series... our confidence is running to high on the run game and I bet Wazzu is expecting that.
Also, no fucking Peterman trick play the very first down; so fucking vanilla and it will get stomped.
Shit in my mouth all day long but Tecmo Bowl can come up with better plays Smithers!
The D will play a tough game, I predict at least 30 on us with the heavy "Pirate Air Raid" fuck Faulk or not, but can our offense; who have struggled against Pac10.... sorry I mean 12... answer back? That's the scariest question. Yes, we finally RAN - run plays and killed it but that was against a ghost town defense. Makes me thing that moral within the team and offensive shitlips caller Smith thinks it will work again. Pretty preDiCKtable!
Call your first series, winner gets a fucking milkshake! -
Slugo route
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Not a bad call, don't know if we have a receiver that could sell it though.ThomasFremont said:Slugo route
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Run the ball. Gaskin 4 yards.
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YesAlwaysSpokanesFault said:Jake is back in town, so the first play will probably be a single...
Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...
He looks like a Power Top so no. -
Splooge is baaaaack!
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Spooge?
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Bubble screeen to Jayvon Mickins for -3 yards.
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Jet sweep double reverse pass. Marvin Hall throws it to Renfro for a 3-yard gain.
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Triple Lindy ,
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First down flea flicker, dropped by some shit tier wr
Second down lindy package 5 yard loss
3rd and 15 weak side halfback toss for 2 yard gain
4th and 13 Jake lines up clapping frantically trying to draw cuog offsides, sprints back with 3 seconds on the play clock and just barely gets off a booming 17 yard pooch punt. Cuog take over on the 35 yard line -
LOL, glass is always half empty I like that. On a serious note, Smiff would never call a Flea but that just might work. I'm betting C-notes on Lindy... no shit... if they give that Mercer Island Golden Boy a chance, I'd love to see it. He's OKG all the way for a pretty white boy from money, but he can ball. Coaches have destroyed his conficence he's ever had, fuck it!
Whatever, burn cougars... FUCKING burn! I'll take Micken's at QB for a win. -
splooge inebriation at my best, meant OKG but not Peterbruh OKG. Coaches destroyed any confidence he ever had, something like that. Next time I walk the line, I swear I will be drunk next time.
You should have seen this chicken scratch mess before I spell chkekrks this sheet... LOL
Fuck it's HARD! being an Alcoholic By Choice and typing on a board that is so meticulous on grammar (grandma, go easy on her) -
dooger dumbass - conficence
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I love to punish myself before you can.
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My shrink(s) say it's alright to talk to yourself but maybe not to answer yourself in the same voice. fuck it.
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Not a good night for @GreaseKutter. But then again, I don't think he's ever had a good night.
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Yes sir but now the fuzzy navels and zima are wearing off. Oh lord what have I done?
