PM to PurpJ
8 million for a limp-wristed soccer player? Biggest athlete signed in Seattle sports since Itchurho? Are you fucking kidding king5? How about Percy Harvin a few months ago Chris Singles (no chick would date your dumbass, kinda like any dude who follows Sounders "football", you idiotic fuck!) Nobody except the 40k fans at that place where the FUCKING SEAHAWKS play, gives a fucking COCKBITE about "unprofessional " soccer. Go to a Sounders "FC" game and look at the nerds and dweebs who frequent these affairs. Fuck, theyre all dorm dorks from college. None made it into a fraternity so they started intramural soccer leagues, went out and bought trendy little Adidas zip-ups, shoes and Umbro shorts, and tried to fit in on the college landscape. they Failed (still couldn't get into fraternity parties, even with your Adidas zip-ups, you know who you are Damone)! Now you guys are here posting about a sport you know nothing about (College football)
Oh, I'm sorry if I left out the goofy-ass fake European announcer who took over for Kevin Calabro (because Calabro wasn't good enough to sell the most boring sport below the WNBA (which I'd rather watch ahead of "major league" soccer. Enough is Enough of this sport in America (I don't care about how popular soccer is in Mexico...they don't have college football, now fuck off!) Damn, you have to throw in the "fc" for authenticity which NOBODY IS Buying. sure it sells out the clink, But all the fans are at the game...NOBODY is left to watch it on TV, hence no advertising to carry the sport on, unless a wealthy owner can pick up the tab (Like the WNBA, who has a sugar daddy to pay for their lack of viewers [THE NBA] )
The MLS is like a titleIX sport. Nobody gives a flying fuck Ziggy, and paying a player 2 mil a year is like paying Candice Parker 2mil a year. Should have used that money on advertising, cause your respective sports stink rotten and NOBODY watches it. But the profitable "real" football program will pay for all of your Adidas zip-ups and Unbroken gear
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Huh? Who wrote that? Sounds like they need to be lit on fire and have melting plastic poured in their eyeballs for writing that much about the sounders. I only watch REAL football. And football.
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Now that I read it, it's funny because I was in a fraternity and played soccer.
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PurpleJ said:
Huh? Who wrote that? Sounds like they need to be lit on fire and have melting plastic poured in their eyeballs for writing that much about the sounders. I only watch REAL football. And football.
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I'll guess plss. #alwaysright
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Dude purpJ works 70 his a week to ensure he has 3 months of bills in the bank. He's rich.GrundleStiltzkin said:PurpleJ said:Huh? Who wrote that? Sounds like they need to be lit on fire and have melting plastic poured in their eyeballs for writing that much about the sounders. I only watch REAL football. And football.
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You'd piss all over yourself to have my life...2001400ex said:
Dude purpJ works 70 his a week to ensure he has 3 months of bills in the bank. He's rich.GrundleStiltzkin said:PurpleJ said:Huh? Who wrote that? Sounds like they need to be lit on fire and have melting plastic poured in their eyeballs for writing that much about the sounders. I only watch REAL football. And football.
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Speaking of dorm nerds, I wonder what collegeDoog is up to these days. For me, he was right up there with spooge as far as entertainment value.
Now
J?
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We need more_time to constantly get into wars with puppy. And we need OBK back because he's way funner to fuck with than Hondo.
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broncblue4u (RIP @IrishDawg22)
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Now you're talkingPurpleJ said:We need more_time to constantly get into wars with puppy. And we need OBK back because he's way funner to fuck with than Hondo.
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I actually miss OBK because he was able to dish it out back. Hondo has absolutely no originality. At all.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Now you're talkingPurpleJ said:We need more_time to constantly get into wars with puppy. And we need OBK back because he's way funner to fuck with than Hondo.
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Disagree.PurpleJ said:
I actually miss OBK because he was able to dish it out back. Hondo has absolutely no originality. At all.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Now you're talkingPurpleJ said:We need more_time to constantly get into wars with puppy. And we need OBK back because he's way funner to fuck with than Hondo.
Hondo= 15 year old ATV superiority guy.
