But Who Would You Hire?

We are fucked for at least 3 25 more years.

Yeah, the only way Petersen gets fired is if he Sarks it and shows up shitfaced to some big event. You know he would never do that though. He's boring as fuck, he's probably never even smoked weed before.

Maybe we need to arrange for CP to meet @PurpleJ.

Goddamn this coaching staff is making it so hard to root for these Huskies...meanwhile Cuog might drop 40+ in a few weeks

This bored will be scary yet fascinating all at once if that happens

He's coaching Houston on ESPN2 right now.

Houston's defense looks soft.

Scott Frost is ready to be a head coach...

Herman is a rising star, but Feuntes is better.

As always, the sack is right.

Romar has sucked for years and Woody hasn't even sniffed at making a change. Peterman is set for life or until a real AD is hired.

Beau Baldwin

Nooobody wood take this job

I'd take a chance on an up-and-cummer, do a respectable job of evaluating him in his first season, and maybe give him a second season if I think it's warranted. If by the end of season 2 we are experiencing plunger rapes and questionable coaching decisions, while only showing flashes of brilliance (which basically just means that the players and coaches are capable of good things, but just not on a consistent basis), then he gets fired and I would hire the next up-and-cummer.

I'd take a chance on an up-and-cummer, do a respectable job of evaluating him in his first season, and maybe give him a second season if I think it's warranted. If by the end of season 2 we are experiencing plunger rapes and questionable coaching decisions, while only showing flashes of brilliance (which basically just means that the players and coaches are capable of good things, but just not on a consistent basis), then he gets fired and I would hire the next up-and-cummer.

Doesn't work that way in the coaching/AD fraternity. Dick measuring is done by how much money you can throw at a coach. Fuck results. Join one another at the hip and the AD and football coach drink mai this in Key West ten years from now.

Total sham.

Nooobody wood take this job

Why not? Seems like a pretty cushy gig.

Herman is a rising star, but Feuntes is better.

As always, the sack is right.

Herman is better. Ohio State's offense has struggled without him too.

Why is Fuente better? Because you want him to be?

Herman is a rising star, but Feuntes is better.

As always, the sack is right.

Herman is better. Ohio State's offense has struggled without him too.

Why is Fuente better? Because you want him to be?

Latin lives matter.

Nice of Fuente to close the deal

jim tressel

We are fucked for at least 3 25 more years.

Yeah, the only way Petersen gets fired is if he Sarks it and shows up shitfaced to some big event. You know he would never do that though. He's boring as fuck, he's probably never even smoked weed before.

Maybe we need to arrange for CP to meet @PurpleJ.

I'd shove my foot so far up pipsqueak's ass he'd go for a 5 mile run with me every morning before he could take a shit.

Woody will hire Sark back, because he believes in setting a good example for the rest of the world and alcoholics have a disease and he needs more time.

Goddamn this coaching staff is making it so hard to root for these Huskies...meanwhile Cuog might drop 40+ in a few weeks

This bored will be scary yet fascinating all at once if that happens

I'm already expecting a loss.

Let's get Kingsbury up in this bitch.

Air Raid West vs. Air Raid East

Epic fucking Apple Cups. 124 -120!!!

Fuck yeah!!!

Nooobody wood take this job

This is mostly true. The Washington job isn't as awesome as it once was. It gets less attractive with each loss.