This is all Derek Johnson's fault!

We all would have given up on Washington football a long time ago if he hadn't created a venue for us to congregate as one last bastion of sanity in Washington football. He lured us here with candy and false promises and now look at us. This anguish we feel is all a result of Derek Johnson's handy work. Derek Johnson is just a Coog fan posing as a duck troll posing as a Husky fan who has been setting up the long con since he was a small child. He is gleefully dancing on our pained cries of agony as we impotently gnash and moan at whatever it is we pray to. If Derek Johnson cared he'd shut the gates and burn alive everyone here. He won't though. He will claim it is compassion and a free market and a love of Husky football. That is all a lie though. Quit complaining about Petersen. Quit complaining about Larry Scott and Scott Woodward. This is Derek Johnson's fault (if that is really even his name) so complain about him!