Tequilla Thoughts: Go Fuck Yourself Edition
2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability
3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation
4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING
5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.
And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube.
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Your very best fucking effort. I could get used to this Tequilla.
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Point 3 spot on
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Boog job!Tequilla said:1) DWash: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you drop 2 balls like you drop your period at that time of the month ... be a fucking man or get the fuck off the field
2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability
3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation
4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING
5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.
And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube. -
If you want to go Tequilla TL:DR.... I am also in full favor of this version.
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Your absolute very best effort. Truly quality rant.
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I haven't been this fucking mad after a game in a long time ...
Also, to the defense, if you want to be considered as "Death Row," then you don't fucking get the ball jammed down your fucking throat after a bad call by the official and give up a TD ... at minimum, you give up a FG. -
Fucking this.Tequilla said:
I haven't been this fucking mad after a game in a long time ...
Also, to the defense, if you want to be considered as "Death Row," then you don't fucking get the ball jammed down your fucking throat after a bad call by the official and give up a TD ... at minimum, you give up a FG. -
this post made me THINK as well as CARE. thank you tequila
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It's not even really a rant at this point ...
There were a lot of good things in this game ... for most of the game they outplayed a Top 15 team in the country.
They made a number of fucking loser ass mistakes that fucking killed them and gave Utah life. I don't really give too much of a shit about the INT from Browning because I expect a certain number of those kinds of stupid throws from him as a true Frosh.
But this really needs to be one of those look in the mirror moments for the program. There's plenty of talent in place. There's even enough talent on offense that if you get a play caller that isn't fucktarded 20-25% of the time ... you get enough out of the offense. But there's also enough loser in the program that until the players a) figure out the price of victory and b) realize that even the most basic of fucking plays can be the difference between winning and losing, you'll lose games that you shouldn't lose.
One more thing regarding the PAC officials, the TD run by Gaskin, I'll go look at it tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but the replay that I saw in the stadium of Shelton (who the hold was on) showed that he absolutely mother fucking pancaked the Utah defender with his hands inside and without holding. I'd offer to fight each of those fucking officials rightnow ... one of the most pathetically embarrassing efforts from such a putrid outfit to start with. -
Don't EVER change TL
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TL:DR Version:
1. Cut the cute shit;
2. Cut the dumb shit;
3. Cut the weeny shit;
4. ??? ; and
5. Profit!?!?!
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I saw a hold. The worse call to me was not callingTequilla said:It's not even really a rant at this point ...
There were a lot of good things in this game ... for most of the game they outplayed a Top 15 team in the country.
They made a number of fucking loser ass mistakes that fucking killed them and gave Utah life. I don't really give too much of a shit about the INT from Browning because I expect a certain number of those kinds of stupid throws from him as a true Frosh.
But this really needs to be one of those look in the mirror moments for the program. There's plenty of talent in place. There's even enough talent on offense that if you get a play caller that isn't fucktarded 20-25% of the time ... you get enough out of the offense. But there's also enough loser in the program that until the players a) figure out the price of victory and b) realize that even the most basic of fucking plays can be the difference between winning and losing, you'll lose games that you shouldn't lose.
One more thing regarding the PAC officials, the TD run by Gaskin, I'll go look at it tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but the replay that I saw in the stadium of Shelton (who the hold was on) showed that he absolutely mother fucking pancaked the Utah defender with his hands inside and without holding. I'd offer to fight each of those fucking officials rightnow ... one of the most pathetically embarrassing efforts from such a putrid outfit to start with.
PI on the pass to Perkins a few plays later. Regardless,
refs don't lose games, shitty play from coaches and players do. -
The holding call was the worst of them allTequilla said:It's not even really a rant at this point ...
There were a lot of good things in this game ... for most of the game they outplayed a Top 15 team in the country.
They made a number of fucking loser ass mistakes that fucking killed them and gave Utah life. I don't really give too much of a shit about the INT from Browning because I expect a certain number of those kinds of stupid throws from him as a true Frosh.
But this really needs to be one of those look in the mirror moments for the program. There's plenty of talent in place. There's even enough talent on offense that if you get a play caller that isn't fucktarded 20-25% of the time ... you get enough out of the offense. But there's also enough loser in the program that until the players a) figure out the price of victory and b) realize that even the most basic of fucking plays can be the difference between winning and losing, you'll lose games that you shouldn't lose.
One more thing regarding the PAC officials, the TD run by Gaskin, I'll go look at it tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but the replay that I saw in the stadium of Shelton (who the hold was on) showed that he absolutely mother fucking pancaked the Utah defender with his hands inside and without holding. I'd offer to fight each of those fucking officials rightnow ... one of the most pathetically embarrassing efforts from such a putrid outfit to start with. -
UW made plenty of losing plays and calls to put themselves in a position where the officials could influence a game ... I will always say that if you want to take the officials out of the game go whip the ass of the opposition and leave no doubt.
I will look at the Shelton play tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but there's plenty of holds (and chop blocks) that aren't called on a consistent basis. Burying a DL isn't a bad thing. -
4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING
The only PI on that play was from the Utah CB - He stiff-armed Perkins. Perkins didn't even come close to touching him.
Instead of the wild-cat with Lindy, they should just continue to do that direct snap to Gaskin from now on. -
can someone ask coach chris fucking petersen why the lindquist package continues to roll out, week after week? is he approving babushkas call on this just to try to be able to tell the internet community "i told you so" ? has the lindquist package ever produced anything positive? you can see browning frustrated when hes yanked out for a play that sets him back 5 yards. theres no fucking reason for that stupid shit. what the fuck
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You are a blind ignorant bat.whuggy said:
I saw a hold. The worse call to me was not callingTequilla said:It's not even really a rant at this point ...
There were a lot of good things in this game ... for most of the game they outplayed a Top 15 team in the country.
They made a number of fucking loser ass mistakes that fucking killed them and gave Utah life. I don't really give too much of a shit about the INT from Browning because I expect a certain number of those kinds of stupid throws from him as a true Frosh.
But this really needs to be one of those look in the mirror moments for the program. There's plenty of talent in place. There's even enough talent on offense that if you get a play caller that isn't fucktarded 20-25% of the time ... you get enough out of the offense. But there's also enough loser in the program that until the players a) figure out the price of victory and b) realize that even the most basic of fucking plays can be the difference between winning and losing, you'll lose games that you shouldn't lose.
One more thing regarding the PAC officials, the TD run by Gaskin, I'll go look at it tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but the replay that I saw in the stadium of Shelton (who the hold was on) showed that he absolutely mother fucking pancaked the Utah defender with his hands inside and without holding. I'd offer to fight each of those fucking officials rightnow ... one of the most pathetically embarrassing efforts from such a putrid outfit to start with.
PI on the pass to Perkins a few plays later. Regardless,
refs don't lose games, shitty play from coaches and players do. -
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The one armed server I saw at Ivar's has better hands than Mickens.
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Tequila, do you feel like Utah is a top 15 team?
Seeing wilson play up close I think he truly sucks...his arm motion is up there with cyler. Booker is a total stud and Utah had some size on the Dline.
I would hate say as defensive player I was beaten by Wilson. -
Utah is really good at every spot but QB.jecornel said:Tequila, do you feel like Utah is a top 15 team?
Seeing wilson play up close I think he truly sucks...his arm motion is up there with cyler. Booker is a total stud and Utah had some size on the Dline.
I would hate say as defensive player I was beaten by Wilson.
They're not that good, but it doesn't take much to be a top 15 team this year
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WR Screens.... Fuck you, Smiff.
Swede in for Browning... Fuck you, Smiff.
Gaskin on the bench... Fuck you, Smiff.
Stupid fucking trick play call... Fuck you, Smiff.
Fucker needs to go, followed by the head bitch when they don't improve. -
They're a 9-3 or at best a 10-2 team IMO. Great teams don't lose by 18.
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After the game I went to 3rd place pub and saw lots of faggy bearded fucks in skinny jeans playing trivial pursuit. Some fags came in wearing Utah jerseys. Does anyone under 40 give a shit about Husky football in this town? Probably not.
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Yes, but the feeling is dying.hardhat said:After the game I went to 3rd place pub and saw lots of faggy bearded fucks in skinny jeans playing trivial pursuit. Some fags came in wearing Utah jerseys. Does anyone under 40 give a shit about Husky football in this town? Probably not.
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People over 40 hardly care about husky football at this point. Why would anyone else?hardhat said:After the game I went to 3rd place pub and saw lots of faggy bearded fucks in skinny jeans playing trivial pursuit. Some fags came in wearing Utah jerseys. Does anyone under 40 give a shit about Husky football in this town? Probably not.
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You didn't realize at Husky Stadium, ref's all put in $20.00 and the one who makes the worst fucking call and/or throws a flag from the farthest point away from the infraction wins the pot.
Bonus $ goes to the one who throws it the latest after penalty happened (happened at the twenty, ball carrier running free at the fifty.... watch me and what I can do, here comes the flag for everyone to see!!!!!) -
I love this thread. I'm very pleasantly surprised by it.
The only correction I will make is that the PAC 12 wants Utah to win. Maybe it plausible of the only goal is to ensure a one loss PAC 12 team gets an opportunity to make the playoffs, but Utah is a red headed step child of the conference. I think the refs just fucking suck. -
If that was USC we were playing, we would all be convinced the fix was in.RoadDawg55 said:I love this thread. I'm very pleasantly surprised by it.
The only correction I will make is that the PAC 12 wants Utah to win. Maybe it plausible of the only goal is to ensure a one loss PAC 12 team gets an opportunity to make the playoffs, but Utah is a red headed step child of the conference. I think the refs just fucking suck. -
This is the finest @Tequilla post ever in the history of fuckall. It's like he channeled DDY mixed with Coke>Pepsi all in one post. The next slut that is unlikely enough to bang me will get a couple strokes in your name.
