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Tequilla Thoughts: Go Fuck Yourself Edition
Tequilla
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1) DWash: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you drop 2 balls like you drop your period at that time of the month ... be a fucking man or get the fuck off the field
2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability
3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation
4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING
5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.
And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube.
2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability
3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation
4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING
5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.
And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube.
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Also, to the defense, if you want to be considered as "Death Row," then you don't fucking get the ball jammed down your fucking throat after a bad call by the official and give up a TD ... at minimum, you give up a FG.
There were a lot of good things in this game ... for most of the game they outplayed a Top 15 team in the country.
They made a number of fucking loser ass mistakes that fucking killed them and gave Utah life. I don't really give too much of a shit about the INT from Browning because I expect a certain number of those kinds of stupid throws from him as a true Frosh.
But this really needs to be one of those look in the mirror moments for the program. There's plenty of talent in place. There's even enough talent on offense that if you get a play caller that isn't fucktarded 20-25% of the time ... you get enough out of the offense. But there's also enough loser in the program that until the players a) figure out the price of victory and b) realize that even the most basic of fucking plays can be the difference between winning and losing, you'll lose games that you shouldn't lose.
One more thing regarding the PAC officials, the TD run by Gaskin, I'll go look at it tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but the replay that I saw in the stadium of Shelton (who the hold was on) showed that he absolutely mother fucking pancaked the Utah defender with his hands inside and without holding. I'd offer to fight each of those fucking officials rightnow ... one of the most pathetically embarrassing efforts from such a putrid outfit to start with.
1. Cut the cute shit;
2. Cut the dumb shit;
3. Cut the weeny shit;
4. ??? ; and
5. Profit!?!?!
PI on the pass to Perkins a few plays later. Regardless,
refs don't lose games, shitty play from coaches and players do.
I will look at the Shelton play tomorrow when I'm less pissed, but there's plenty of holds (and chop blocks) that aren't called on a consistent basis. Burying a DL isn't a bad thing.
Instead of the wild-cat with Lindy, they should just continue to do that direct snap to Gaskin from now on.
Seeing wilson play up close I think he truly sucks...his arm motion is up there with cyler. Booker is a total stud and Utah had some size on the Dline.
I would hate say as defensive player I was beaten by Wilson.