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Tequilla Thoughts: Go Fuck Yourself Edition

Tequilla
Tequilla Member Posts: 20,270
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1) DWash: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you drop 2 balls like you drop your period at that time of the month ... be a fucking man or get the fuck off the field

2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability

3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation

4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING

5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.

And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube.
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Point 3 spot on
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Tequilla said:

    1) DWash: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you drop 2 balls like you drop your period at that time of the month ... be a fucking man or get the fuck off the field

    2) Korey Durkee: It's wet ... ball security is paramount ... you can't catch a fucking snap and find your ass benched for something other than your kicking ability

    3) Babushka: You get a turnover at midfield in the second half and you immediately put the Wild Swede formation to use ... I don't care if you choose the Montlake Bridge or the Aurora Bridge ... but the fact that you are still trying the Wild Swede at this point in the season and haven't learned your lesson should indicate to you that you know what to do to fix the situation

    4) PAC Officials: The PI call on Perkins was without a shadow of a doubt THE WORST FUCKING CALL THAT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MISERABLE AND PATHETIC LIFE AS A UW FAN THAT EXPECTS EQUITABLE (AT BEST) OFFICIATING INSTEAD OF THE CONSISTENT GRABBING OF THE FUCKING ANKLES THAT WE'RE USED TO GETTING

    5) Larry Scott: If you don't fucking fire at minimum the idiot that made the call, you should go find the Golden Gate Bridge and light your fucking self on fire before jumping. The officiating in this conference, that you've publically stated requires transparency is BEYOND THE FUCKING WORST in the conference. Last week, the ACC officials fucked up a call in a game that had less at stake in it and were suspended for 2 games. Failure to make any suspensions in this game suggests that the officials were acting in the best interest of the conference which is to maintain that Utah vs Stanford as 1 loss teams to maintain the chance that the PAC could get into the Final 4. If you don't see this as a problem, let me know when you want to head to the 7-11 on Aurora and I'll gladly show up to whip your ass.

    And for those of you that bitch and whine about this being TL, DR or don't agree with the above, go fuck yourself straight up your ass without lube.

    Boog job!
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    If you want to go Tequilla TL:DR.... I am also in full favor of this version.
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  • TacDawg
    TacDawg Member Posts: 62
    Fucking this.
    Tequilla said:

    I haven't been this fucking mad after a game in a long time ...

    Also, to the defense, if you want to be considered as "Death Row," then you don't fucking get the ball jammed down your fucking throat after a bad call by the official and give up a TD ... at minimum, you give up a FG.

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  • section_332
    section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    Don't EVER change TL
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