I'm the equivalent of Kobe these days. Sure I got rings but now days its hard to get out of bed let alone play at the high level that I set during my 16 year career.
I just make my mean face, yell at the younger players and cash my 24 million dollar check I get for playing here while I rehab at Cliffside Malibu
I always maintained the Michael Jordan comparisons. He can still dunk at 50, but mostly all he does is smoke cigars, play golf, and talk shit while running a franchise into the ground and teaching kids.
I'm the equivalent of Kobe these days. Sure I got rings but now days its hard to get out of bed let alone play at the high level that I set during my 16 year career.
I just make my mean face, yell at the younger players and cash my 24 million dollar check I get for playing here while I rehab at Cliffside Malibu
I always maintained the Michael Jordan comparisons. He can still dunk at 50, but mostly all he does is smoke cigars, play golf, and talk shit while running a franchise into the ground and teaching kids.
Why waste good blow? Stop the turntable and enjoy. Feed the hooker 1st , do the bulk yourself but keep enough in the ziplock. Stick hooker, then keep hook around fer another bump and get a freebie on a reload. Hooker-line-sinker. Extra blow gets extra poundins;)
Cokeisgreaterthanpoopsi, PeternorthDawg, and Splitskin bring the best content to the board. The rest just range from mildly amusing to mildly annoying depending on my mood.
Cokeisgreaterthanpoopsi, PeternorthDawg, and Splitskin bring the best content to the board. The rest just range from mildly amusing to mildly annoying depending on my mood.
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I think I'll give myself a retroactive poster of the year for 2004.
#ToddTurner
Too bad I died.
@HeretoBeatmyChest and @RoadDawg55 are always solid
I respect Race's legacy and wisdom even if he can't stand me.
Swaye's like the cool guy at the bar who's pretty funny.
I'm a fag but he needs more time was a good poster before he went creepy and crazy.
AZDUck is alright...for a Duck.
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I spit hot fiiiiiuh. Enough said on that.