Pussification

I'm hating public schools and this society more and more with each passing day. Glad I don't have kids.

http://abc13.com/education/boy-6-suspended-over-imaginary-bow-and-arrow/1069386/

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Fenderbender123

I have zero tolerance for zero tolerance policies. They always, ALWAYS fuck over more people than they help. ALWAYS. Why do we keep having them?

sarktastic

because we have to do SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!

HuskyJW

My 5 year old does the exact same thing...loves Power Rangers.

I might suspend him just to get him ready.

dhdawg

we're so fucked

RaccoonHarry

Just when you think you've heard it all from the public schools something like this comes along. Can schools get any more ridiculous? Sadly, I'm sure they will.

Fenderbender123

I mean, some kid might have suffered some imaginary wounds. And then they'd have to call the imaginary ambulance and pay imaginary medical bills.

One silver lining in all this is that with all the pussification going on in schools, the boys are surely going to grow up to become sissy faggots. That means when all the girls turn 18, they're gonna crave some manly men...like us Hardcore Husky Poasters. We'll be older, yes, but it'll still be worth it for them. I can't wait.

Edit: I *CAN wait and I WILL wait. That's just the legality of the situation.

Swaye

If I had a kid who got suspended for an imaginary bow and arrow I'd claim racism and that it is his natural right to act out the hunt of his ancestral people. And everyone here knows I'd win, which just shows how fucked up the whole thing is. I hate everything.

dnc

If @Dardanus had a kid who got suspended for an imaginary attack helicoptor he'd claim sexism and that it is his natural right to act out the mating of his ancestral people. And everyone here knows he'd win, which just shows how fucked up the whole thing is. I hate everything.

Dardanus

FREE PUB!!

Swaye

I mean, some kid might have suffered some imaginary wounds. And then they'd have to call the imaginary ambulance and pay imaginary medical bills.

One silver lining in all this is that with all the pussification going on in schools, the boys are surely going to grow up to become sissy faggots. That means when all the girls turn 18, they're gonna crave some manly men...like us Hardcore Husky Poasters. We'll be older, yes, but it'll still be worth it for them. I can't wait.

Edit: I *CAN wait and I WILL wait. That's just the legality of the situation.

I'll almost be 60. Still ready for some deep drilling of course.

Swaye

If @Dardanus had a kid who got suspended for an imaginary attack helicoptor he'd claim sexism and that it is his natural right to act out the mating of his ancestral people. And everyone here knows he'd win, which just shows how fucked up the whole thing is. I hate everything.

I laffed like an idiot hyena

Fenderbender123

The fast track to barely legal girls is to get a part time job at a restaurant.

Swaye

The fast track to barely legal girls is to get a part time job at a restaurant.

You are my magic 8 ball. Fuck pest control, I'm hitting up IHOP. I have poor life skills.

Fenderbender123

You can use your pesticides to cock block.

Fenderbender123

The fast track to barely legal girls is to get a part time job at a restaurant.
You are my magic 8 ball. Fuck pest control, I'm hitting up IHOP. I have poor life skills.

And since we live in an out-of-control tipping culture...you'll probably make more money. And since we live in an out-of-control nanny state...Obamacare will make sure you have good health insurance.

sarktastic

... just don't try to use it. You won't be able to afford it.