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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
...is losing its shit. All this analysis this way and that way about the defense, the offense, Smiff, Peterman....who is good, who isn't, metrics to explain shit....blah blah bullshit. Open your eyes.

It's fucking over. Turn out the lights. There is about a 2 percent chance Peterman is the guy. All the talk is just gum bumping. Experiment over. We're fucked.

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  • Thump
    Thump Member Posts: 793
    Swaye said:

    ...is losing its shit. All this analysis this way and that way about the defense, the offense, Smiff, Peterman....who is good, who isn't, metrics to explain shit....blah blah bullshit. Open your eyes.

    It's fucking over. Turn out the lights. There is about a 2 percent chance Peterman is the guy. All the talk is just gum bumping. Experiment over. We're fucked.

    Thought you posted 2 days ago that you were out of here for a while? That didn't last very long.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Thump said:

    Swaye said:

    ...is losing its shit. All this analysis this way and that way about the defense, the offense, Smiff, Peterman....who is good, who isn't, metrics to explain shit....blah blah bullshit. Open your eyes.

    It's fucking over. Turn out the lights. There is about a 2 percent chance Peterman is the guy. All the talk is just gum bumping. Experiment over. We're fucked.

    Thought you posted 2 days ago that you were out of here for a while? That didn't last very long.
    I just can't quit you.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,735 Founders Club
    I for one embrace our myopic "We're still better than Eastern/OSU/Wazzu", rush-the-field-against-oregon/stanford-oh-wait-we-can't-even-beat-them, flood-the-zone, smoke-weed-talk-shit-get-face-smashed-in, Seattle-is-a-utopia! future.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,630 Standard Supporter
    Thump said:

    Swaye said:

    ...is losing its shit. All this analysis this way and that way about the defense, the offense, Smiff, Peterman....who is good, who isn't, metrics to explain shit....blah blah bullshit. Open your eyes.

    It's fucking over. Turn out the lights. There is about a 2 percent chance Peterman is the guy. All the talk is just gum bumping. Experiment over. We're fucked.

    Thought you posted 2 days ago that you were out of here for a while? That didn't last very long.
    You learn (how to upsell things people don't need) quickly at Jiffy Lube
  • droggins
    droggins Member Posts: 804

    If we hire a promising OC in December we're back in business!

    Anyone that lets this dumpster fire of an offense go on for 21 games is not the right person for the job.

    You can talk hypotheticals all you want to justify keeping anyone. He and the staff he hired have produced this product.