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EsophagealFeces
EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
in Hardcore Husky Board
Now that Sven is dead, my services are available. PM me if you're interested. I only accept payment in Svenbucks.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    ^ LOL
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    He mad.
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  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
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  • DontCallMeShirley
    DontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
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  • DontCallMeShirley
    DontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
    EsophagealFeces said:


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    Seems like you do too.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    DontCallMeShirley said:

    EsophagealFeces said:


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    Seems like you do too.
    Not particularly. I actually laughed my ass off at his post. The only reason I started this thread to was to elicit that reaction. Mission accomplished.
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  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    EsophagealFeces said:


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    I do. That's why I spent the time on the post.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    image
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    If I pay the premium subscription, can I see your pics?
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    DontCallMeShirley said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    DontCallMeShirley said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    I LOLd. I think you're starting to get it.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    What's wrong with Pokemon?
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    DontCallMeShirley said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org
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  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    DontCallMeShirley said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org
    I'm having a good night. Don't piss on my parade.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    edited October 2015
    PurpleJ said:

    Who is Sven? Does he poast here?

    I don't know but now I need to find someone whose waste of internet board space I could follow, and whose butthole I could lick and swallow.

    I'm going with:

    image

    Over this:

    image

    And this:

    image
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  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    PurpleJ said:

    Who is Sven? Does he poast here?

    You fuckers are beyond hopeless. Sven gone, Keeley good. Not complicated.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    HuskyInAZ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Who is Sven? Does he poast here?

    You fuckers are beyond hopeless. Sven gone, Keeley good. Not complicated.
    You're right, it really ISN'T fucking complicated. When a team has the worst offense in college football, with more than enough resources to not have the worse offense in college football, then everyone associated with said offense sucks cock and isn't right for a game where, and read carefully here because I know you're a retard, YOU HAVE TO SCORE MORE FUCKING POINTS THAN THE OTHER TEAM TO WIN.

    Decent (not elite, shut the fuck up) defense + decent special teams + worst offense in college football = 6-8 wins every year, possibly even 5 or 9.

    Jesus CHRIST. Who are the actual fucking minions on this board?
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Huh?
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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    You say gurgling cocks like its a bad thing.
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  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,992
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Some helpful advice, @HuskyInAZ

    You'll never make a post better than this. You should probably quit while you're on top.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,856 Founders Club
    Disafuckingree. Poor people from Arizona who get shit on for dooginess have nothing worthwhile to say.

    Lol Star Wars and Pokemon? Keep fishing faggot.
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