I can't watch football anymore this year -- what should I do instead?

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  Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  

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  Mix 50% cyanide, 50% dark rum. Drink. Shoot yourself in the face and ask yourself why you can't handle losing since you're a fan of a loser team.
  
  Or, just go fuck yourself and inject your own mother with AIDS because she deserves it.

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  BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

  

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  Stalk the Keeley thread and attack your Johnson like it owes you money.

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  EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,484

  

  

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  The Field

  Get AIDS from a ladyboy going ass to mouth on you.

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  PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,457

  

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  Move to Thailand

  Root for Stanford?

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  Thump Member Posts: 793

  

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  Dennis_DeYoung said:

  Mix 50% cyanide, 50% dark rum. Drink. Shoot yourself in the face and ask yourself why you can't handle losing since you're a fan of a loser team.
  
  Or, just go fuck yourself and inject your own mother with AIDS because she deserves it.

  That is some dark shit man. I don't know if I want to post here any more.

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  Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064

  

  

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  Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

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  PurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,536

  

  

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  NTD, BB.

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  PurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,536

  

  

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  PurpleReign said:

  Root for BAMA?

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,876

  

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  Swaye said:

  Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

  How is that different from what you do after a win?
  
  

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  Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,094

  

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  @Houhusky and I like it in Big SEC country. We'd like it better though if you started a marijuana store that cataloged the best free porn on the internet.

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  Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064

  

  

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  PurpleThrobber said:

  Swaye said:

  Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

  How is that different from what you do after a win?
  
  

  The butt plug is purple.

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  dongman Member Posts: 2,384

  

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  Mix percocets and silver tequila of your favorite variety.

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  WhiskeyDawg Member Posts: 406

  

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  Switch to DirecTV.

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